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what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
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i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
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me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d- me: *goes back to sleep*
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there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is
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