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my favourite conspiracy theory is that Someday you will ache like i ache

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Have to post this favorite of mine

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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new years resolutions as follows: read more, eat more, care too much, panic less, rub that thang, my chemical romance.

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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me: [kissing my husband all over his face in an exaggerated and giggly manner while in bed]

my husband: [smiling] this is a good dead wife memory moment

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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live

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as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

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she was at the club. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that she was at the club.

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this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

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you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

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Most intriguing sentence ever

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in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

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