A secret blog to put certain Dracula Daily posts. Contains spoilers for Dracula (1897). Solicitors, train fiends, and all other members of the Polycula welcome. Actually obsessed with Dr. Cringefail-Malpractice and his various blunders tho.
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Justin Brown Artwork "Apres la fete"
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"In God's name, Professor Van Helsing, what do you mean?" I cried.
Feel free to use this sentiment every time Van Helsing goes on a monologue.
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I love how Jack Seward goes from
Professor, let me be your pet student again.
to yelling and smiting the table with
"Dr. Van Helsing, are you mad?"
to
He raised his head and looked at me, and somehow the tenderness of his face calmed me at once.
all within seconds
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Lucy and her three weed smoking boyfriends
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I love that one of the first things we get from Van Helsing is this dig at Jack
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Has this been done yet
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Next time there's a big adaptation of Dracula, they should do a cold open.
Its the year 188x, Amsterdam University. In a small operating theatre, a professor has just been stabbed in the hand by his overly anxious colleague during an operation. Realizing it was a dirty knife with gangrene, a student quickly kneels before him, seizing the professor's hand and selflessly decides to suck the gangrene from his wound. He sucks and spits the blood out, looking up intensely at the professor. Fade to black.
The next scene transitions to May 189X in Romania, and a young Jonathan Harker steps off the train.
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But I wanted a kiss…
[ID. A three-panel comic. In panel one, Van Helsing smiles and holds Jack Seward’s bandaged arm gently, as Jack, dazed from blood loss, stares at him with anticipation. Jack has a slight blush on his cheek and spirals around his head. A speech bubble over Van Helsing’s head reads: “I think the good doctor deserves a reward.” A heart-shaped speech bubble beside Jack reads “Oh…?” Panel two shows a circular sticker with a blood droplet mascot in the Sonic Adventure pose, and the words “I gave blood today” in all caps circle the mascot. Radiating white lines emphasize the sticker. In panel three, Jack stands with the sticker on his suit lapel, and a sour expression. He holds a full glass of port wine in his hand. END ID.]
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There is a different side to Jack Seward that gets unlocked once Van Helsing enters the story, and I think that speaks volumes on how deeply layered their relationship is. Not quite intertwined, but complementary to each other. It still endlessly fascinates me that before Van Helsing, Jack is an entirely different character to the reader.
Jack's appearance and personality is of one slowly unravelling, slowly becoming more unhinged. He cannot get over Lucy's rejection and instead uses Renfield as a distraction. He gets invited out with the boys but we don't hear him talk about it, it's almost as if another Jack Seward got invited. He talks about how vivisection was misunderstood and maniacly plans to let Renfield escape so he can study him further. The audience can feel he is spiraling though he does not want to admit it.
And yet when Lucy is sick, Jack does something unexpected - he asks for help. He reaches out to his old friend and mentor, and it softens him into a different person. When he writes to Arthur about Van Helsing, his arrogance about the hierarchy of man melt away into earnestly describing how incredible his former professor is. And in turn we see how quickly Van Helsing drops everything to go see him.
Not only that, it changes our perception of Jack as well! When Van Helsing teases Jack and confuses him with his vague statements, he's still so accepting. In the next few entries, we will see Jack's character diverge from being a brooding "mad doctor" type to being pathetically loveable. He becomes less sure of himself, yet somehow more vulnerable, more impartial, more sympathetic.
I cant get over it. These two doctors drive me mad, actually.
#thanks for putting this into words op you’re SO right#CRYING SCREAMING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH#I LOVE THEM!!!!!!! THE MOST DYNAMIC EVER!!!!!!#jack seward#abraham van helsing#helward
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The Suitor Squad, ref under the cut
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Dr. Seward we love ur pussy
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Abraham Van Helsing & Dr Jack Seward
#some really good stuff in the tags#I voted for married but really they’re everything#jack seward#abraham van helsing#helward
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yall ever see a fictional character n be like "this is my rotten little man and i encourage his rotten little shenanigans"
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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Droughtcula Reading: Poor Jonathan Edition
If you need some fics to keep you company while waiting for another Dracula Daily update, here are some of mine that are set during or before this empty space! Enjoy the suffering...
Jonathan is trapped at Castle Dracula, and trying to do everything he can to find a means of escape. Unfortunately, this is becoming harder and harder because Dracula keeps "forgetting" to feed him.
In late May, the day after Dracula burns his letter to Mina, Jonathan wonders if he dare show up for dinner. But he clings to the knowledge that he has struck a deal with Dracula that will keep him fed— hasn't he? (Sequel to "Doors Everywhere")
After the events of "Hospitality," Jonathan prepares for an evening with his captor.
During his time trapped in the castle, Jonathan allows himself to hold onto only one good memory, but it turns out that nothing is safe from the Count. (Sequel to "Stay Alive")
Florin and his family have served the house of Dracula for generations, but he still feels sorry for a prisoner he glimpses in the window above the courtyard of the castle. (Oneshot)
Dracula returns from a hunting trip for his brides to discover that they've been doing some hunting of their own.
On the night of May 18th, Dracula asks young Harker to write some letters.
Jonathan has a hard time remembering faces, but at least he has a portrait of Mina in a locket, and his other four senses to remember her by… right?
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john seward: *dressing*
van helsing: dear friend john - stop screaming, it’s me - do u like, believe in vampires or am I gonna have to guilt trip you
#not a day goes past when i dont think of van helsing barging in on seward in his tighty whities blurting shit about decapitating dead bodies#<- PREV TAGS I’M SCREAMING#jack seward#abraham van helsing#helward#the most dynamic ever
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