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Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

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me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

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I think you should list ever problematic thing robo-kh has ever done

Apologies Dear Gearster, but I do believe that I lack the required time to list everything he has done, so please let me summarize a few of his most notable problematic endeavours.

Be in any way shape or form be associated with Flesh-Ky

Pronouncing the D in wednesday

Being horny on main

being horny off main

Kinning wheatley from Portal 2

Liking Fire Emblem Fates

Peeling the salt off his pretzels

beeing french by association

dying his hair blonde

watching jojo

shoving rocket fuel up that kids ass

having a weird recovery time in +R

eating a hamster

killing Potemkin in one of his endings

maining Baiken

having an opinion on anime discourse

making boob shaped bread when Venom wasn’t looking

doing unspeakable things to a grapefruit

refusing to accept credit cards

swearing in binary

swearing in nonbinary

having 2 meters

not paying the Mini-Robo kys inside him

associating with Crow

deleting system32

Becoming a sexyman after Guilty Gear became more popular

loitering

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psychiatrist visits are like death note with the way that it’s right fucking there but you have to go through mind games upon mind games in order to actually do something

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my pussy is writing checks that my intimacy issues can't cash

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U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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Facebook Messenger loves to remove features at random with no announcement or rationale and while this has claimed a lot of victims over the years (R.I.P. to the secret :putnam:, :gta_sanandreas:, and (^^^) emotes), by far the worst losses were the basketball and soccer minigames you could play by sending their respective emojis and then tapping them in chat. they were pretty fun and tracked high scores across the chat, but that's not what i miss them for. they had two other properties:

whenever you exited the minigame, it would publish your highest score in that session to the chat in the same tiny font used to announce theme/emoji/nickname changes rather than a full speech bubble

you didn't need to send the emoji every time you wanted to play the game, you could scroll back up to the last time someone sent it and play from there

these combined to form a technique i referred to as the "dunk react", wherein i would reply to awkward messages by scrolling back up to the latest basketball emoji, playing the game just long enough to score 1 point, and then closing it. this would "respond" to the message with "Harrison scored 1 point playing basketball" in a super tiny font. the best use i ever got out of this technique was when i dumped my ex for cheating on me twice and she was sending me walls of text rationalizing her behavior and half-apologizing and mentioning suicide and i just responded to every single one of them by silently shooting a hoop

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louisiana creole / zydeco music miku ⚜💛💜💚

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Wheres that fucking tweet

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Transfem Macklemore be like "walk into the club like what up, I got a bi—well, umm, it's not as big as it used to be and it doesn't get as hard anymore, and ummm... I'm sorry... I should just go..."

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HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

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they're always talking about portmanteaus, what about starboardwomanfingers? #feminism

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life

send me an ask

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horrid little beast that came to mind