She/Zer but NOT like Weezer ok i am NOT rivers cuomo / 18 and a massive homo gay lesbian / bipolar and EVIL about it
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decided to look for the comic where loss girl is first introduced lol
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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?
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do you think god approves of what you have done? of what you have brought upon the world?
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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been feeling like a “become an unresolved missing persons case” kind of day tbh
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no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live
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you fucking wish you were me
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internal monologue
driving to work: dude the beatles had funny voices theyre funny
at work: life is suffering, and it's all the fault of people. this world is so beautiful but the people in it make it so ugly i can't bear it. a better world may be possible, but we don't deserve it.
driving home: AOW YEAIR BAY BEY IM JOHN LENNON
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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers
#me when i went a little psychotic#and forgot my nice pen at home#and through a series of logical leaps determined i stole my own pen#which is of course the reason i did not have my pen with me
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fuuuuuck dude the moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie. that’s like. amore :/
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call me the weasel the way i go pop when i’m jackin’ the box
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Been playing a lot of Balatro lately. Games got me mourning frequently
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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.
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