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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while
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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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i feel like the term “dogwhistle” is becoming increasingly misused and it’s going to become dangerous at some point
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i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.
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Trump & Netanyahu really thought they can violate ceasefire agreement & plan to displace Gazans once they get all captives from Hamas & the latter would just simply comply.
Hamas is now postponing prisoner exchange until Israel delivers humanitarian aid according to agreement.
We still need your support and help. The occupation is still obstructing the entry of aid, especially to northern Gaza. Any small donation will help us restore our lives. Thank you. Donate here.
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I missed most of the Iraq war due to being a baby, but every time I read about it I start wondering why we aren’t all talking about it all of the time
#this is a better version like we know why we went there#the people that sent us there are still in power theyre not gonna admit complicity
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what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.
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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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Brandt’s Cormorant (Urile penicillatus), male in mating colors, family Phalacrocoracidae, order Suliformes, La Jolla, CA, USA
photograph by Hoang-Lien Pham
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some excellent business names i found on geoguessr
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