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I love the shift in doctor who from “the tardis is a woman in the way a boat is a woman” to “the tardis is a woman in that it sorta has a personality” to “the tardis is a woman in that it’s a living sentient being with a literal soul and she actually controls herself because she likes taking the doctor on adventures and she loves the doctor so so much and they’re each others family and he takes care of her and sweet talks her and gives her little kisses and they’re marriedddd” That’s how every guy with a boat feels anyway

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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

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house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

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david fincher is such an rpf girlie... like he didn't have to turn the story of the founding of facebook into a messy homoerotic college breakup, he didn't have to make real life fbi profiler john e. douglas into his gay lil autistic oc... but he still did <3

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has anyone posted this yet. best tweet ever written

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Cmon Ohio, baby. You used to be a swing state. You know after all this gargantuan bullshit that you wanna flip. You would look so pretty in blue. You know you want to.

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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

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Giorgio Celin (Colombian, 1986) - Dream a Little Dream of Me (2020)

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Sorry everyone I heard we needed more complex female characters so I took the "asshole with a heart of gold" and made her transition but now she doesn't hate being alive anymore so she's just a sweetheart who's kind of blunt but I'm gonna keep trying