forkpigeon3146

[forkpigeon3146]

stop… making… her… a… MOM FIGURE !!! *my psychic powers throw everything across the room*

[forkpigeon3146]

we need more "demonic possession" stories where actually the human in question has purposely made a timeshare contract. the demon gets certain possession rights but in return is responsible for a variety of life/body maintenance responsibilities (exercise, dental appointments, washing machine repairs, etc) that the human simply does not have the energy to deal with. it works for them

[forkpigeon3146]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[forkpigeon3146]

Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now

[forkpigeon3146]

[forkpigeon3146]

I’m planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year

[forkpigeon3146]

pre-update doodle

[forkpigeon3146]

Okay imagine a dragon, but instead of speaking like a human, making those terrifying crocodile guttural sounds, or roaring the way that lions don't, the sound it makes is a massively boosted, echoing and piercing high-pitched shriek of a seagull.

[forkpigeon3146]

[forkpigeon3146]

Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

[forkpigeon3146]

repeat after me:

even if i don’t like my body today i will take care of it

even if i don’t like myself today i will still be patient and kind with myself

even if i do not love myself i will still take care of and be kind to myself, despite not wanting to

[forkpigeon3146]

[Rocking back and forth in fetal position on the bathroom floor -mentally losing it sing-song voice]

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad Gave myself a haircut and it's really fucking bad

[forkpigeon3146]

[forkpigeon3146]

There's a significant overlap between people who have too many kids, and people who give their kids the dumbest possible names, for two reasons:

Both of the two activities are bad life choices, and people who don't really worry about the consequences of their actions don't generally limit themselves to just one thing. It's more of a buy one get five free sort of things.

People generally tend to have social circles that consist of people with similar lifestyles. So if you and everyone you know has eight kids, you kinda have to name your kid Crawyon because both your bestie and your sister already named one of theirs Crayon so you had to come up with an unique spelling to not make it weird.

[forkpigeon3146]

The Tumblr Experience

[forkpigeon3146]

My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

[forkpigeon3146]