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NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON IT’S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD
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google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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Unfortunately Pickles did not win the magazine photo contest so we shipped him off to the oil rig 👍
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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Poetry Comics Month, Day 24: Black and White
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Psychonauts but skills from disco elysium
My god I did this.....
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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
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im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet
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theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first
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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media
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im not vwwn charging my phone for this train journey i do jot givw a fuck
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