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[forgnome]

Look at all those frogs!

🐸🌟🧡-FROGS-🧡🌟🐸

Digital sketchbook spread + bonus traditional drawing

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thank u tumblr user forgnome for suggesting jean w a tummyache listen in my head he got too mad n stressed that now his stomach hurts bc of gastritis ok and also he had chilli for 3 days straight and also he's lactose intolerant did u know that (i am projecting)

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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Angry Kim, stripped of his personality, until only COP remains. HE IS THE LAW, and he'll TELL you about it.

(But underneath it's all just repressed guilt and regret)

swap au where kim has absolutely smothered himself in the accoutrements of cophood, till it's the only identity he remembers. because i think that's his extreme of losing himself, compartmentalizing himself away into work, not addiction and nostalgia like harry. what youth and better time does he have to cling to? it was always shit. it's his neat little role and place and power in the RCM he clings to as a greener pasture, the lesser evil.

harry precedes the story by flinging all his cop gear away from himself and begging to be someone different. kim precedes the story by cocooning himself in his uniform. what does he beg for? 🤔

[forgnome]

What if SHIVERS from DE but instead of Revachol it's the spirit of Glasgow

[forgnome]

No one tells you that the hardest part of designing a building is not even the design itself, but its description.

What do you mean I have to write 15 pages about my process???

Just... *vaguely gestures at the wall of plans and sections* LOOK at it!

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Harry has got to be my favourite alcoholic. Still getting used to Krita and drawing on a tablet, but I had a lot of fun drawing this! I love all the textured brushes and stuff.

[forgnome]

Meet Forg, your friendly neigbourhood gnome!

[forgnome]

THE CREATURE LIVES!

THis news is better than gay sex

[forgnome]

HOGS will now trade with you

HOGS will now accept you into their guilds

HOGS will no longer be aggressive unless provoked

[forgnome]

HELLO???

Computer, how do I get good at drawing anatomy? quickest route, no practice.

Puter? Do you hear me???????

[forgnome]

how does this make u feel

[forgnome]

Wizard RPG that takes the Vancian "spells are demons made of math that live in your brain" thing to its logical yet absurd conclusion and casts the player character's prepared spells as a Disco Elysium style internal peanut gallery that influences dialogue trees and makes fun of your decisions. I want to get relationship advice from magic missile.

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Please share with the class!

I'm facing FPS death with Blizzardpaddles after about 15 or 16 years. This is definitely the best fort I've done. A healthy economy, very low unhappiness rate, shittons of cool animals (cougars, pandas, grizzlies, black bears, wolves, wombats, coyotes, and more)

I have a huge library, tons of amazing temples, 256 bedrooms that all feel like "a personal palace," a museum, stonework and masterpiece engravings everywhere, over 1000 statues...

I wish that stonesense didnt always crash the game because I built up and want to show it off in 3d. It's pretty much always raining or snowing year-round so I wanted some shelter. I have a public tavern 2 layers above the entrance to the fort, and I want to build a copper pyramid on top. I have archer towers (never used them lol) and flying buttresses, two rings of walls, and roads going to the areas that merchants and migrants tend to show up at.

Maybe I'll make a post of annotated screenshots to show off. I've been honing my fort layout for a long time now and I have it pretty freaking efficient.

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Changing negative language to positive:

"I'm an alcoholic" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I'm a failure" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"My wife left me" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I haven't showered in a week" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack" to "I'm like harry bois"

"I'm depressed" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I really need therapy" to "I'm like harry du bois"

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“kim what do i do?”

“you should get the fries, detective. you'll need the energy in the coming days.”

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Capital "C" Capitalism being the BBEG of your rpg campaign is fun and all, but it can get too real for my tastes, so instead the archvillains of my world are...

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Corrupt religious leaders... and

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An expansionist kleptocracy?