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Kill them with kindness? WRONG.

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Googled sharknato instead of sharknado; did not disappoint

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I propose: a remake of sharknado, but every shark in the movie gets replaced with—

No shitty cgi, just these bad boys flailing around like puppets on clearly visible strings for the full runtime

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A Incomplete List of People Who Would Survive a Sharknado

Pope John Paul ii - He was a very crafty dude and was Pope for a long ass time.

The Entire Obama Family - They could and would be the main characters in a Sharknado movie.

Jesus Christ - I saw this because man was crucified and survived, not to mention who his father is.

Alexander Hamilton - He just doesn’t feel like a man who could die in a Sharknado. Not a main character like the Obama family but maybe he gets a spin off movie.

President Franklin D. Roosevelt - he would have his wheelchair modded out with weapons

Ronald Reagan - this man is my greatest enemy and it is disappointing to know he would survive a Sharknado.

Albert Einstein - He could invent his way through a Sharknado

Weird Al - I have seen him in concert 2 times. Man has so much energy. He is tall which may be a problem for him but I think he is going to be okay. He could use an accordion as a weapon no problem.

Mr Rogers - he’s way too nice for the sharks to even target him. If the sharks do try to kill him he would defiantly know how to handle it.

Bruce Springsteen - he only survives because he’s friends with the Obamas.

Leonard Nimoy - I could not see him dying in a Sharknado. He is a survivor.

You can send me names of people or characters and I can better complete this and the other list

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A Incomplete List of People Who Would Die in a Sharknado

Karl Marx - he spent the majority of his life drinking, writing based books, and freeloading off of his wife and boyfriend Friedrich Engles

Donald Trump - pretty obvious but he’d be the first to die

John Denver - died in a plane crash so he obviously wouldn’t be able to survive what happened in Sharknado 2: The Second One.

Joe Rogan - He would challenge the sharks into a boxing match and that would work until the sharks started biting his arm.

All the Beatles - they are not prepared for a Sharknado. John would write a song asking for Sharknado peace and be killed shortly after. Ringo would get his nose bitten off. Paul would charmingly ramble at the sharks. George would be the last to die.

Both Presidents Bushes - they just don’t have the warrior personality one needs to survive a Sharknado.

Pope Benedict XVI - If a Sharknado hits we all need to accept that he will not survive. This is not surprising since he did not serve for life as a Pope.

Sigmund Freud - he would not know what to do in the event of a Sharknado. He spent his entire life analyzing people for daddy/mommy issues he would die almost instantly.

John F. Kennedy - this is unfortunate but not surprising.

Friedrich Neitzche - he doesn’t have God on his side.

William Shatner - he gets offended by the word cisgender so I doubt he could survive a Sharknado. He spends all his time on twitter so he wouldn’t even begin to prepare for the Sharknado.

Elon Musk - His ego would get in the way of any actual survival techniques. He would probably try to buy the Sharknado and that would kill him.

Thomas Jefferson - he doesn’t have the skills to fight a shark flying at 90 MPH at his face.

William Howard Taft - this is not about the bathtub or his weight. He just doesn’t have a warrior personality.

You can send me names of people or characters and I can better complete this and the other list

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SHUT UP!

Watch the best scene ever created in cinematic history

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I am still consistently surprised that people refuse to see the art that is Sharknado. Some even in my life have even flat out refused to watch Sharknado with me. I pray that one day they see the light.