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Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

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Simple Bust: $15

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Detailed Full Body: $50-100

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ok very funny guys. you got me. now seriously who left all these neurotypicals in charge of the mental health field

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Varguyart on Instagram

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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Our monk is very friendly is friendly character, but doesn’t have any charisma based skills. For a recent party split, she signed on to act as a guard for our paladin on a diplomatic mission, but five minutes before session, paladin had to drop out for real life stuff. Meaning our very non charisma character had to negotiate.

DM: “Okay, so I guess Vita is going to have to convince the Caliph of the Djinn to aid in the fight against the primal.”

Monk: “You and I have very different ideas of what counts as guard duty.”

DM: “We need to make you the face of the party more often.”

Monk: “At least I’m the ‘I’ll tell the political leaders about my crush’ awkward and not 'oh no, I started a war’ awkward.”

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i learned that Binghamton University researchers have been working on a self-healing concrete that uses a specific type of fungi as a healing agent. When the fungus is mixed with concrete, it lies dormant until cracks appear, when spores germinate, grow and precipitate calcium carbonate to heal the cracks (x)

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weatherboy (derogatory)

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tell me something nice

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Onagadori (Japanese for “long tailed chicken”) is a Japanese breed of chicken. Their tails have been known to reach 12 meters (39 feet) in length. 

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the real forbidden snack