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I located a guy claiming to be a med tech on something called Project Manticore, which was using recombinant DNA to produce a superior human... a warrior... an advanced infantry soldier.

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We all have to suffer bc this guy drops his phone into buckets of water for fun

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*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.

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woah this is stunning!

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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

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britain gay as fuck for naming a town “man chest”

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Oh, that was quick

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the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

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Okay, wait. Changing my New Year's resolution. Do you think we can get Stephen King to go to one of those adult second chance queer proms with me.

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weevil 645

by @ben.j.curry on instagram

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I own a pet portrait of a Irish wolfhound that I found in an antique shop.

It’s a really good pet portrait of a dog, the dog looks so happy and the artist’s style is pleasing. In the shop I turned it over. On the back is the artist’s signature and the year it was painted. That year was 1986. It suddenly occurred to me that the dog in the portrait must be dead by this point and the owner who commissioned it must be dead as well. Someone who loved their dog enough to get such a great portrait of them made wouldn’t part with it so they must have died, that’s the only reason it would be here. I was so horrified looking at this beautiful portrait of a beautiful dog.

It occurred to me all of the 19th century paintings of dogs in my favorite museums are portraits of dead dogs commissioned by dead owners. That portraiture is haunted by nature, a snapshot of a living thing that is loved and will survive long after the subject is no longer living and the person who loved them has gone.

Then I remembered my favorite Gary Larson comic.

Anyway, I bought the painting and it now hangs in my cat’s room. My cat has a room because I love her very much. I want to commission a portrait of her.

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Go My Rottweiler Go

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Twilight at St Kilda, Scotland

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while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully