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Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

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when im mad  i chew on this john green book

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i put too much effort into these

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The names Practice

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A pet rock is a great pet, until you realized its essentially immortal, and you have damned it to an eternity of watching loved ones die.

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spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

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i love hanging out with people who are more normal than i am it makes me feel like a fucked up deep sea creature

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Ngl this would be pretty useful at work

this is just. this is really honestly

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i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

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1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

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tomorrow when the employees find this freak of nature, they will take photos of him and call animal control. but tonight he is alive in the chicago quiznos by the soda cooler and when he looks up at the counter, there are twice as many sandwiches as usual.

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There should be a riot at disneyland there should be people ripping the bricks out of main street USA and throwing them at cops I think a cop should die at the riot at disneyland I want bad things to happen to the walt disney company

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glenn dean, landscapes of the west / user @petrichara

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"lower upper middle class" oh so you're rich. got it