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I might be American, but I don't understand America.
“Land of the free”
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All my celebrity crushes are at least twice my age, but damn I love them
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“Metaphysically speaking, you and I are intrinsically and inexplicably linked. And I’m convinced our true purpose is to connect with each other, if not help save each other’s lives. In another world, hopefully, you are doing the same for me.” Russian Doll (2019 -)
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Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that
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Hufflepuff Moodboard 🌻
requested by @ne-laissez-pas
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The shed beside my house caught on fire this morning and because it was so close there was a very high possibility the flames could have spread to our house. My mom told my brother and I to get some clothes and anything important and get out of the house as fast as we could just in case. I grabbed a bag I'd had packed for staying at a friend's and my mom's purse, but my brother deadass only grabbed his Playstation and ran.
#i cant even#shout out to the 911 operator for being so nice despite my panicked rambling#scariest hour ever#but now we know what's really important to him#playstation
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Slytherin: We should try spicing things up in the bedroom
Hufflepuff: Good idea
[Later]
Slytherin: What is on the bed?
Hufflepuff: *seductively* paprika
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Hufflepuff: How are you feeling?
Slytherin, shrugging: Fine, I suppose. I have a headache that comes and goes.
Gryffindor, walking in: Hey, guys!
Slytherin: There it is again.
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Hufflepuff: *says something dumb*
Slythierin: remind me again why I’m so in love with you?
Hufflepuff: *smiles*
Slytherin: Ah, of course
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*in an interrogation room*
Slytherin: I ain't talkin.
Hufflepuff: *sharpens knife* We got ways of making people talk.
Hufflepuff: *cuts piece of cake*
Slytherin: Can I have some?
Hufflepuff: Cake is for talkers.
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It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs
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