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“There’s a goat in my coat!”

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I slept with a guy, which is weird because I’m a lesbian. We finished up and I went to pee, as one should, and I felt something weird in my mouth so I spit it out and it was his tongue. He came in and picked it up off the floor and put it back into his mouth.

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"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

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are we done with wearing shirts with ‘psycho’ printed on them i’m bored

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feets

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People who sleep naked must have zero fear of a break-in.

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At any given moment, someone somewhere is farting.

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