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antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they're creating 3 sentence horror stories.
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THIS is the bear cave painting i was talking about, the line weight, the proportions, the fine details around the face, and the fact that this all had to be drawn from memory, idk man, it’s incredible to me. if i could meet one person from history it’d be the person that painted this bear 30,000 years ago
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Gold and agate ring, Roman, circa 100 AD
from Apollo Galleries
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I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person
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“If speaking kindly to plants can help them grow, just imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do.”
— Unknown
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People get really confused when I mention having a teenager, because I'm still under 30. It doesn't occur to people that adoption is a thing, or that adoption doesn't automatically mean adopting an infant. I wanted a kid, I found a kid who actually got to, like, consent to having me as a parent. It was dope.
But since people get confused, I've just started calling my kid my "foundling" and cultivating some weird fae energy. I got my kid in a pact for someone's firstborn, don't worry about it.
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A picture of a cat in front of an Egyptian temple. Source: Boris740 on catpictures.
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Oleg Trofimov (b.1962) - Rainy Night in Paris. 2009. Oil on canvas.
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i have no idea whether bobbing the tea bag up and down actually does anything but it's nice to feel like i'm contributing in some way
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Mr Darcy: “My future wife must be elegant and articulate and demuring and beautiful and intelligent and respectful of her station and have the perfect countance for being the lady of the house and be an accomplished woman and-”
Lizzie: *stumbles in wearing mud-covered boots, marches over, and insults him straight to his face*
Mr Darcy: “Never mind, I want that one”
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Do you really like him?
Do you really truly like this man? Or the simplicity of being mediocre(texting you back, telling you that you are beautiful and he is being consistent) feeling like a luxury? Do you really like him? or do you just like that he likes you? Do you like his smile, his intellect, the conversations or are you just in like with the fact that he is enamored with you? Do you really like him really, seriously, truthfully? Or are you just bored and he fills up some empty space? Do you really like him? Or did you feel a lack in your life that this person fulfills? Do you really like him? or is it just the idea of him making you feel fuzzy? What is really there? What is really true? Be real. Be honest. This is a safe space.
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🌼 [source: motherthemountain on instagram]
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The romanticism of admiring paintings and discovering new pieces of yourself through them
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