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Chilchuck Northern Boys amv

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The Witcher series is actually a medieval fantasy romance novel written by a middle school girl, but her younger brother keeps sneaking in to steal her journal and write “and then the snot monster eats their faces off”, so rather than ignore his notes when she gets her journal back, the author has Geralt kill the monster before getting back to the romance plot.

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

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micolash shouldve become tumblrs new onceler

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everyone needs to stop doing fan edits trying to recreate the theatrical cut and updating the special effects and find the 03 Chilean cut immediately

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HAPPY BINKY FISH SUNDAY!!!!!

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THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

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I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people

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I do not believe there is any age at which any human being is capable of proper decision making when in the presence of Sir Patrick Stewart

captain picker isgonna finger himself

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THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

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HAPPY BINKY FISH SUNDAY!!!!!

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Y’all are just disrespecting my man Forest Gump

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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

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Were they already women, or did they become women upon being declared insane?

I'm pioneering a new form of historical revisionism based on the idea that only women were ever declared insane because of misogyny

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When I tell you I snorted!

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HAPPY BINKY FISH SUNDAY!!!!!