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My partner and I were talking about some issues with local clowns and they made a very good point that I feel like needs to be shared more. Please do NOT release your clowns into the wild! Clowns, in most places, are extremely invasive species. If you’re living anywhere east of Texas you can absolutely not release a rodeo, I keep hearing about people doing this and it’s so upsetting. They don’t have the skills to survive if they’re not in the west guys.

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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My fiancé today:

Isn't it weird that we're married? Like we're just like 'ooooh my...husband...wife' ...like isn't that weirdly grown up?

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PSA if you are a wheelchair user with a partner who pushes your chair sometimes, you NEED to make out with your partner sloppy style in public so that people know ur together. If you dont do this your partner will be mistaken as your support worker for the rest of your life. Able bodied ppl actually cannot fathom wheelchair users and disabled people being in LOVE so you really need to wave it in their face

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“We need more male characters showing fear and being scared with realistic human reactions”

You couldn’t even handle him

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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

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ive realized i dont have enough quarters to both wash and dry another load of laundry so instead im just packing a box with laundry and im going to wash it after i move. this feels gross and inept but my new place will have in-unit washer dryer so it might actually just be like. rational

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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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just realised I don't have to buy the fuckass gross bread my mother has been buying for YEARS. STARTING TOMORROW IM FREE FROM KINGSMILL 50/50 VITAMIN BOOST. MAYBE THE WORST BREAD THERE IS.

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me when squid game season three me when squid game season three me when squid game season three

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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getting the stupidest worst mood drop out of nowhere becomes a fun game of "do i need to piss, eat something, drink something, or go the fuck to sleep"

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This is the opposite of sex in the city

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Did you know there was a Hole under Dashcon 2?

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Netflix's Sirens asks an important question: What if Kevin Bacon was actually Henry the 8th?