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Requested on discord years ago

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Just a cute, bashful Ford ^.^

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I think I've made a discovery

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CW: bedwetting

F wakes suddenly from a nightmare.

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A fully clothed old man performs a mortifying act.

Can you 💛

Can you guess what it is 💛

An example of how the most perverted shit doesn’t have sex in it at all…

I had art block until I drew this. My final art of 2024… a year of hope. Oh, man. Just Kill me now 😂

I decided that Ford is having a nightmare here. You Know what that means. (Lenny Face)

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ford peeing himself is just so cute ok. he’s so mortified, he’s a brilliant scientist and a goddamn adult! or, he wet himself because he was so absorbed in his work, and when stan gets his attention, for a moment ford is just like “hm?” with his soaked pants and he’s so fuckin precious

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I needed to get this out of.my system

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Anyways, this page do be giving me Ford omo ideas lmao

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Okay but like the Ford portal potty thing

He's desperate to go, and he doesn't know that it's not just a normal outhouse, so he runs in without a second thought and ends up somewhere completely random, with soaked pants of course

Andjwjwjjiqi OMMGGG

He thought he could hold it until he made it back to the house. Of course, all those coffees that morning had the scientist's bladder filled beyond the brim- no amount of leg crosses or pausing to grab himself is helping-

So it feels like a miracle to Ford when he spots that outhouse! His body is already preemptively starting to relax when he grabs the handle to the door. Only,,,he's not greated to a 30ft hole covered by a wooden seat.

Rather, he is greated by some three-headed bird flying by his face and the bustling of anomalies going about their shopping-

Ofc a lot of the creatures turn to stare at the sudden human invasion,,,,a human that is actively pissing themselves and creating quite the puddle on the ground xD

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Inspired by a throwaway line from this fic by @fordislavski. 💛

Please read this fic if you love graphically sexual stancest and hardcore watersports. And Ford’s musty, masculine p*ssy…

What’s he up to? 👀

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I know you love older Ford piss, but what are your thoughts on younger Ford (like. college and research era) piss

Oh HELL YEAH omggg

That's his prime "Overworking nerd" era, aka the BEST omo trope😤💖

You don't get your phd 3 years ahead of time without some drenched shorts~

Especially during the 70s when it was mainly just books you had for research, so it might take a looooong time to find one specific sentence- even longer for Ford when he's bouncing in his seat after just a few too many drinks to keep himself awake during this late night study session hehe

The research era is even better omg- because then he's obsessed with seeking knowledge 👀 out at all hours of the night to stake out cryptic's living areas and that can leave him in situations where he needs to go but he's scared if he turns away for even a second he'll miss out on spotting the creature!

ALSO in the Bill era of his research 👀😎 Him wants to impress Bill with all his worldly knowledge that he neglects his bodily needs in order to study and pisses himself hehehe

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fordomo —> fordsick.

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A b*llford calendar could go hard. Like for February you could draw Bill giving Ford, like, a deer’s heart, and for the month of Easter you could draw Bill nailing Ford to the cross

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hehe, I hope I will have time to continue this ^.^

(unfortunately, “real life” calls… but I’m glad I had some time during Kinktober to contribute something… kinky.)

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consider: bill not realizing human bodily functions and how they work and pissing without really thinking about it. like hmm this body wants to relax these muscles? okay lets listen. why am I wet now. bonus for him doing this in front of fiddleford perhaps

YAAAAAAA omggg

Human bodies are SO weird, like, one minute you're drinking something, and now it's wanting to come out?? And there's a designated area you're allowed to piss and if you piss anywhere else, you could get arrested?? What's up with that?

Poor Fiddleford is standing there, he's heard Ford gush about "his muse" and how "marvelous and intelligent" this demon spawn is- and yet, there it is, straight up making Ford piss himself like a damn untrained dog and now Bill is looking over at Fiddleford like "Bro, you humans get to do this ANYTIME??" 😭

When Bill blips out, Ford is definitely confused about why he's nude from the waist down,the washing machine is going, and Fiddleford is grumbling while wiping down the floor with a rag xD