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[ford-pines-research]

Can I have

A lamp

Or maybe some honey

- @not-a-mothman

Of course! :)

*hands over both*

[ford-pines-research]

*immediately goes back to working on the portal*

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

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i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

Hopefully we are able to do that. I should probably get back to working on the portal.

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

I’ll figure something out … probably.

That is noted. I shall prepare.

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

People around town tend to think I’m strange. I think it has something to do with the diner incident where I got told something was made from scratch and responded by asking to meet the chef that made its atoms. Or maybe it’s because I live alone in a cabin in the middle of the woods performing mysterious science experiments. I doubt any would be willing to provide assistance.

New life goal: master these phones before the other mes and become the supreme Ford. :)

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

Hmm … the other people I have met are other versions of me who have either not made a portal yet or seem oddly reluctant to make another one.

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I am very intrigued by it, but new things are always confusing at first.

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

That is one big annoyance. Never got F to come help me make it so it’s going slower than the other Fords’ out there.

I sincerely hope so as well.

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

I also noticed it wasn’t sober and was intending to ig ore it and go back to working on the portal. I would very much like to finish that quickly so I can go out into the multiverse.

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

*he is looking incredibly excited to meet a weremoth, he pulls out a journal and pen to start writing an entry about him*

Hey random question but how would one go about dealing with people who are probably subtly implying that they want said person to turn them into a lycanthrope? Asking for a friend

[ford-pines-research]

*more confusions*

I was just up here to drink coffee. Hiw do you keeps timing these messages so well?

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

It’s more say moth once and summon three of us, but you’re on the right track now. :)

Hey random question but how would one go about dealing with people who are probably subtly implying that they want said person to turn them into a lycanthrope? Asking for a friend

[ford-pines-research]

*there's an incoherent voice mail from when zey were still drugged earlier*

- 🦊

…

*listens to it in complete confusion*

…

…

i need to get my portal finished. I really need to be able to get out in the multiverse.

[ford-pines-research]

… not that I know of … I’m fairly certain I would know if I was a sleeper agent searching for moths.

Hey random question but how would one go about dealing with people who are probably subtly implying that they want said person to turn them into a lycanthrope? Asking for a friend

[ford-pines-research]

I was summoned by the presence of moths :)

Hey random question but how would one go about dealing with people who are probably subtly implying that they want said person to turn them into a lycanthrope? Asking for a friend

[ford-pines-research]

Turn them into a weremoth, as they desire. :)

Hey random question but how would one go about dealing with people who are probably subtly implying that they want said person to turn them into a lycanthrope? Asking for a friend

[ford-pines-research]

Yes, that is correct. More specifically, Billy’s friend Mystery likes to call me “Babysitter” Ford, so he knows which version of me called.

Billy? Mystery said you died, but I thought you were immortal, so that couldn’t be possible. Figured I would call to figure out what was going on.

@ford-pines-research

THE NUMBER YOU HAVE D-

[Click!]

Thank you for calling the Theraprism! The patient you are attempting to contact is not currently available.

[ford-pines-research]

There’s no need to wake him, please just tell him that I called and that I hope he gets well soon.

Billy? Mystery said you died, but I thought you were immortal, so that couldn’t be possible. Figured I would call to figure out what was going on.

@ford-pines-research

THE NUMBER YOU HAVE D-

[Click!]

Thank you for calling the Theraprism! The patient you are attempting to contact is not currently available.