ford-pines-research

[ford-pines-research]

Under normal circumstances I never would’ve told you my interest in tasting it. It is all down to the magic rainbow mushroom thing turning me into a vampire. I apologize for any discomfort it has caused you.

*He continues eating the garlic bread*

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

… I think this is the only flavor I have, sorry, I can try to find one you like later.

*Continues brushing the mini’s teeth and moves on to brushing the secondary mouth*

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

It did! See, no reflection!

*He gestures towards the cabin window again while eating another piece of garlic bread*

Also, I would love to drink some of your blood right now. The shrooms turned me into a vampire.

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

It keeps your teeth healthy. Healthy teeth are significantly better than unhealthy teeth at things like eating and chewing. It also helps get rid of bad breath.

*Starts brushing the teeth in the mini's eye mouth first.*

Don't open your eye again until I'm done brushing these teeth.

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

Thank you, Mystery.

*He happily begins eating some of the garlic bread...and thinking...and attempting to resist the temptation to ask to drink some of zeir blood...and then he looks back towards his cabin, and in the window he sees a reflection of only Mystery, he is not showing up in the reflection.*

IT TURNED ME INTO A VAMPIRE!

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

*When he gets back to the counter, he opens the packaging on the new tooth brush and puts some toothpaste on it.*

I'm going to need you to open your mouth for me, Billy.

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

Without any grammar no one would be able to understand each other, Mystery.

...

... by the way, you don't happen to have any garlic bread, do you?

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

Teeth brushing and a bath. It shouldn't take too long.

*Walks a bit further away from the mini to grab an unopened tooth brush and a bottle of toothpaste, not looking away from him the whole time*

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

"Ate". Grammar, Mystery.

...

Well, it sounds as though they are safe for consumption. I think I'll try one.

*He eats a small bite of one of the shrooms.*

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

Alright, since you're so trustworthy, I'll let you go.

*He makes a big show of releasing the triangle, but stays ready to catch him again should he flee*

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

Do you have to prepare it in a specific way or just eat them as is?

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

*Places him on a counter, but doesn't release him quite yet.*

Billy, if you run when I let go of you, I will have to find some method of restraining you through this whole thing.

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

... Well ... I guess I can make note of the effect's duration as well ...

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

I do not believe you at all, Billy. Come along, let's get this over with.

*Begins carrying the mini towards a bathroom for triangle cleaning purposes.*

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

*Once again grabs the mini and holds the wriggling triangle.*

I'll take that as a no, then, Billy. So, teeth brushing and bathing, I'm going to have to help you with these, aren't I?

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...

[ford-pines-research]

We likely did.

...

Before I try one, how long do the effects generally last?

*leaves a crate of the gay shrooms somewhere*

*they're in a spot the smol can't get to with his current power control*

- 🦊

... What?

[ford-pines-research]

... ... Please tell me you've brushed your teeth before.

Also, the bath is no longer optional.

…HEY KID? SAW YA THROUGH THE PERPHOLE. DID THR CHILF SJOOTER CUT YW OPEN?

- @askdrunkbillcipher

. . .

... no...