ford-pines-research

[ford-pines-research]

How am I supposed to know, dad kicked him out for it and I haven't heard from or seen him since.

Also, I have an alternate version of my future grand-niece here who wishes to meet you.

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

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*He hums in acknowledgement as he sketches the time machine*

...

...Hmm, if Billy's awake and wants to meet someone new, I see no problems with that...I don't know what the painkillers were for...

A fox-shifter named Mystery who calls me Babysitter Ford brought him here after he overdosed on them, why he took them in the first place is still a mystery.

*Mabel drags a chair over to him and climbs onto it before ruffling him hair* yep, that's pretty fluffy!

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

Hello? Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you ruffling my hair?

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*kneels down to get a closer look at the scratch.*

Hmm, yes, it is very small. That's good.

...

...he didn't have to...he had always been obsessed with that boat...he obviously destroyed my perpetual motion machine so he could try to force me to go with him on that thing...

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

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Fascinating! Can you describe the time machine to me?

...

...This isn't a good time to mention that I currently have a child version of one in my living room who appears to be quite high on painkillers, is it?

*Mabel drags a chair over to him and climbs onto it before ruffling him hair* yep, that's pretty fluffy!

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

Hello? Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you ruffling my hair?

[ford-pines-research]

...where are you hurt?

HE BROKE IT AND IMMEDIATELY TURNED AROUND WANTING TO SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN WITH ME. IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT. HE PURPOSELY RUINED EVERYTHING. JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS DID.

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

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... Billy, be honest...are you hurt?

...

...HE RUINED EVERYTHING! HE BROKE MY INVENTION THAT COULD'VE GOT ME INTO MY DREAM SCHOOL! I HAD TO GO TO A RUNDOWN SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF AND WORK THREE TIMES AS HARD ONLY FOR NONE OF MY WORK TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BECAUSE OF THE NAME OF THE SCHOOL ON MY DIPLOMAS. IF DAD HAD SUCCEEDED IN SELLING HIM, NONE OF THAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

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... Yes, if I ever want to meet the giant baby dictator of the future, I shall be sure to steal the nearest time machine I find...

...Never tell one of the Bills I said that, I can about guarantee that one of them would appear with a time machine a few minutes later and try to frame me for stealing it...

*Mabel drags a chair over to him and climbs onto it before ruffling him hair* yep, that's pretty fluffy!

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

Hello? Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you ruffling my hair?

[ford-pines-research]

He hated anything strange or that couldn't give him more money in future. He tried to sell my brother for failing a history test once, sometimes I wish he succeeded.

*Abruptly turns from his search for a flashlight upon hearing the mini crash onto the floor*

... Billy... you didn't have to fall quite so quickly...you didn't hurt yourself, did you?

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

[ford-pines-research]

So, you were treated as an outcast for a mutation you didn't ask to have. Same for me, Billy. *he holds up his hands and wiggles all twelve of his fingers at him* Most humans only have ten fingers. I was much too young to remember it, but apparently my father tried to get the doctor's to cut off my extra fingers when I was a toddler...

Well, at least you don't have to take that "medicine" again...

...

...Get back down here so I can check your pupil.

*begins digging around in desk drawer for a flashlight*

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

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... Why did they take you to eye doctors all the time? Your eye seems to work just fine...

That's good to know, I suppose.

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

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No, it's not.

"Euclidean"? Well, fitting, I suppose, for a species of sentient shapes.

...Wait, was your father named after the dimension or the other way around?

...

...There's no way I'll be able to convince you I'm not just a bunch of shapes stacked on top of each other, am I?

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

[ford-pines-research]

*looks around, briefly startled at the prospect of getting arrested for something he hadn't even known was illegal, before looking back up at the upside down triangle with a skeptical expression*

I don't think that's illegal in this dimension, Billy.

Yes, human. Would it be prying to ask what your species is called?

...Ok...I guess I'm just a bunch of circles now...

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

[ford-pines-research]

...Billy...that's what I always look like...I'm a human, not a big stack of circles...hmm, I wonder if your confusion stems from the drugs or from not being used to perceiving three dimensions...

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

[ford-pines-research]

*taps his journal with his pen for a few seconds before he begins to sketch again*

This look correct?

*Mabel drags a chair over to him and climbs onto it before ruffling him hair* yep, that's pretty fluffy!

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

Hello? Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you ruffling my hair?

[ford-pines-research]

...Billy, I'm not "a bunch of wobbly circles". I think you might be seeing things.

That would be helpful, but only after you're better.

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?

[ford-pines-research]

Can you describe this "robotic thingy"? I'd like for my sketch of him to be as accurate as possible.

*Mabel drags a chair over to him and climbs onto it before ruffling him hair* yep, that's pretty fluffy!

@mabel-multiverse-explorer

Hello? Who are you? Where did you come from? Why are you ruffling my hair?

[ford-pines-research]

That's a good idea. I'm not sure how to get you home either, I've not been able to finish the portal. It's very slow work with no one helping me...

... I'll bet I do, Billy. That tends to happen when you look at things upside down.

HELLOOOOO!!! IS THIS YOUR HOUSE?? WAS MY DAD HERE???

I THOUGHT I HEARD MY DAD YESTERDAY... WAIT, HOW DID I GET HERE?

[He's... floating upside-down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Good morning, Billy. No, your dad isn't here. Mystery brought you here because you overdosed on pain medication.

....

... what are you doing upside down?