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So I work at an LGS and all of us at my work think it's cause the front card got sun damaged a lot and the packaging made it come loose a lot and they got complaints that the big foil was damaged out of the box.

You use to get 3 foils in the Commander precons, but now you get 2 and a meaningless one printed directly on the packaging! How neat!

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Zagreus: Father, I am curious. In all of my expeditions into the underworld I have never once encountered the legendary hero Bophades. Would you happen to know where he is?

Hades:  Foolish boy, do not trifle me with such matters. I have never heard of such a man and I am personally responsible for every shade that enters this accursed place. Who, or what, pray tell, is Bophades.

Zagreus:

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America ran on dunkin

past-tense slogans

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Jesus X-man Christ

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I work at an LGS and we cant keep boxes of Ikoria in stock. Yesterday people could buy the new core set with a buy a box promo and a jumpstart pack but elected to buy multiple boxes of ikoria insead. We can sell 2 cases of ikoria every weekend somehow. I dont understand it. We never sold this much throne or theros.

Legitimately am very confused tho what the whole "Ikoria sells well=Kamigawa return is greenlit" argument is and where it's coming from.

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I suggest removing citizen kane and ferris bueller's day off. Lol

Been making a list of stuff I've never seen that I've been told I really should. Anybody got any other suggestions?

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TUMBLR peeps be like

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This shop is really great! I get lots of their soaps and candles. My favorite is the halflings tavern candle, it makes my whole house smell like a coffee shop but also has a lot of nice undertones. And the beholder soap is amazing too. My bathroom always smells like blueberries.

Are your players the classic “stinky nerd” stereotype? Seal their dice in soap!

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Perhaps even.. 2 trucks?

My love for Jace is like a truck.

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Dude, even 22 is better than 18. I used to have no sleep schedule due to insomnia, major depression and anxiety from lack of sleep. A job I hated and a college course load I couldn't handle. Now I have a better job, live in a better place, have my insomnia under control and I quit going to school. I moved to a different state so my friend circle has gotten a lot smaller but man. I wouldn't go back for anything.

wait wait im 18. why does 18 suck so much? are you saying it gets better???

soooo much better so so so so so so much better good god

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Dang.. this is tempting but my last paycheck was $500 less than normal..

I’ve got a grim monolith for sale if anyone wants it

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Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

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Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

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How many mechanics did you and the team try for Return to Ulgrotha 2: Squee's Revenge before you decided on "Bands with Legendary Beebles" as the flagship keyword?

That was the first thing we tried. It only took one playtest to see we’d hit gold.

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