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People always talk about going to the city for an education but you can’t learn shit in the city. I’m talking to these mother fuckers and they know absolutely nothing about spontaneous combustion due to improper hay storage. They don’t know how to outrun an alligator. No life skills whatsoever.

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society and makeup companies to women at all times: you have to wear makeup, like you literally have to or else you look like a corpse, so wear it you fucking corpse. aren't you terrified of getting old? aren't you insecure about your little blemishes? we have the $80 solution.

someone online: you don't have to wear makeup

someone else in response, without fail, every single time: yeah but it's okay if you want to wear makeup :). I mean, it's a personal choice, which involves no coercion from the constant social pressures that dictate how women should present themselves, so go ahead! Don't let mean people bully you into thinking it's okay to have flaws in your skin.

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even the top gets called a faggot

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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before

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They should invent a getting out of bed that is possible when it's cold

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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love you 5ever bookkeeper stolaus

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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

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no way daily mail posted this expecting people not to find it funny as hell

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Can we talk about how a seriously concerning number of people are drawn to social justice not out of the goodness of their hearts but because there are prevalent circles within the social justice community that actively reward and encourage behavior that is nearly indiscernible from bullying and harassment with reassurance that it's the 'right and just' kind?

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happy new bears!!

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“I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I hear your need. I feel your feelings.”

— Gandhi (via fyp-philosophy)

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Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

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u don't like kitty and puppy? 🐈 meow? 🐕 bark?

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keep the stabbing and shooting CEOs energy going into 2025 this is so important