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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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sir what flavor do you want your drink we have coca cola and swamp water

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someone: wow, time flies

me: you can see them too?

someone: what?

me: the time flies?

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favorite photo of all time not even joking

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Dinner at Grian's

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Afrobeats star, Rema with his batwings “jewelry” made by Nicola Scarlino and Thibault Theodore

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

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