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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

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Are you in there little fetus?

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Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

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tol and smol

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I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “SHE’S DATING A GIRL AND HER NAME IS KAYLA, MOM”

WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE “OH HOW LOVELY. I WAS A LESBIAN ONCE YOU KNOW.”

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When I see the waiter walk by with someone else’s food, and I’m just sitting there eating bread:

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Tots TV (1993-1998)

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isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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it’s crazy that a movie that has a plot of hot blonde goes to law school to win back boyfriend turned out to be like one of the greatest feminist manifestos of our time