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@kindgrows said ‘  what  would  you  have  wished  for ?  ’

‘you.’ maybe he wouldn’t have wished for him by name and certainly not in the form of a billionaire, boy genius. but, he’d have wished for something to make him better. happier. more, maybe? yeah. definitely more. it’s cheesy--- too cheesy, by any reasonable standard, but ren’s nose doesn’t scrunch. his head doesn’t duck. his eyes stay steadily locked with ridley’s, more than comfortable to be stared back at. staring isn’t quite the right word, though it would’ve done the trick back home. gazing feels more accurate. more them. it occurs to ren, not for the first time, that despite the tone, there’s no warmer color than robinson blue.

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(   *   & .   –   MANIAC  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

these  sentences  are  taken  from  episode  five  of  the  netflix  limited  series  maniac .   these  may  contain  spoilers .

‘  i’m  sorry  i  can’t  make  you happy .  ’

‘  of  course  you  make  me  happy .  ’

‘  you’ve  always  made  me  happy .  ’

‘  she  had  nothing  to  do  with  it .   i  did  it .   i’m  guilty .  ’

‘  good  things  happen  when  you  get  out  of  the  city .  ’

‘  all  i  smell  is  manure .  ’

‘  pull  over .   i  think  my  mind  is  playing  tricks .  ’

‘  i  know  you  ain’t  superstitious  like  me ,  but  i  find  this  very  serendipitous .  ’

‘  maybe  fate’s  telling  you  you  need  a  partner .  ’

‘  keep  her  away  from  that  séance .  ’

‘  oh ,  you  know  me ,   always  popping  up  in  the  wrong  place .  ’

‘  it’s  disturbing  to  see  you .  ’

‘  every  time  i  separate  them ,   they  always  find  their  way  back  together .  ’

‘  we’ve  shared  intimacies .   you  don’t  have  to  call  me  sir .  ’

‘  do  you  know  what  they  thought  owls  meant  in  the  old  days ?   they’re  the  moon  incarnate .   they  lead  us  to  someplace  safe .   every  time .  ’

‘  not  tonight ,   kid .   i  fly  alone .  ’

‘  you  always  gonna  fly  solo ?  ’

‘  there’s  no  such  thing  as  magic ,   of  course !  ’

‘  you  know  that  peach  is  bad  news .  ’

‘  she’s  not  bad  news .   she’s  just  my  wife .  ’

‘  you  have  to  pay  up  for  a  bad  joke .  ’

‘  let  me  get  you  a  drink .  ’

‘  it’s  so  hard  to  keep  those  we’ve  lost  in  our  lives .   don’t  you  agree ?  ’

‘  rumor  has  it  she  ran  off  with  another  woman .  ’

‘  you  always  disappear  just  when  you’re  needed  the  most .  ’

‘  they  live  in  their  own  dream  worlds  until  they  die .  ’

‘  don’t  be  dense .   i’m  not  here  for  some  score .  ’

‘  we  can’t  help  but  do  what  we’ve  always  done .  ’

‘  do  not  make  me  regret  trusting  you .  ’

‘  i’ll  never  betray  you  again .  ’

‘  they’re  playing  our  song .  ’

‘  you’re  not  supposed  to  be  here .  ’

‘  finally ,   something  that  makes  sense .  ’

‘  how  long  is  this  gonna  take ?   this  place  is  giving  me  the  willies .  ’

‘  maybe  you’re  the  one  with  a  broken  heart ,  not  me .   pretending  i’m  the  one  who’s  devastated . ’

‘  it’s  the  way  that  you  make  yourself  feel  stronger ,   make  me  feel  smaller .  ’

‘  maybe  you  like  being  the martyr  a  little  too  much .  ’

‘  you  didn’t  need  to  use  the  gun .   i  would’ve  just  given  it  to  you .  ’

‘  my  problem  is  i  let  you  get  too  close  and  you’re  poison .  ’

‘  i  had  what  felt  like  a  hundred  dreams  all  on  top  of  each  other .  ’

‘  my  reality  is  that  i  am  depressed  and  i  have  been  for  a  very  long  time .  ’

‘  a  con  artist  is  a  liar .   why  are  you  a  liar ?  ’

‘  i  think  people  lie  because  they’re  afraid .  ’

‘  there is  no  pattern .   it’s  just  chaos .  ’

‘  i  needed  to  get  something  and  it  didn’t  seem  to  matter  who  i  hurt .  ’

‘  is  this  therapy  now ?  ’

‘  i  took  care  of  her  when  we  were  little  and  she  took  care  of  me  when  we  grew  up .  ’

‘  every  mistake  i’ve  ever  made  started  with  ‘  it’s  too  good  to  be  true  ’ .  ’

‘  what  do  you  say  about  a  partnership ?  ’

‘  what  would  you  have  wished  for ?  ’

‘  i  keep  my  fantasies  to  myself .  ’

‘  maybe  i’ll  see  you  again  sometime  soon .  ’

‘  she  shot  you ?  ’

‘  it  didn’t  work  out .   she  had  too  much  else  on  her  mind .  ’

‘  life  is  simple  as  hell  until  you  bring  on  a  partner .  ’

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rubys at @sunbloom and karolines at @fixerupheir

thinking about my raps/eugene daughter and my anna/kristoff daughter and simply thriving

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@wolfpupy twitter ask meme

❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞

❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞

❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞

❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞

❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞

❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞

❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞

❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞

❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞

❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞

❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞

❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞

❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞

❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞

❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞

❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞

❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞

❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞

❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞

❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞

❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞

❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞

❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞

❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞

❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞

❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞

❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞

❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞

❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞

❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞

❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞

❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞

❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞

❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞

❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞

❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and 'radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞

❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞

❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞

❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞

❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞

❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞

❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞

❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞

❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞

❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞

❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞

❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞

❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞

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do you ever look at someone and your heart just fucking melts

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i love and cherish my disney blogs but imagine if i proved it and used them

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a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”

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@foolson asked :  MISTLETOE BABIE ITS INTENTIONAL

it’s only on the second call of his name that ridley really intends to move from his spot. not until the fifth that he actually does.  his focus is one-track and the track he’s on doesn’t involve dinner  ,  or lunch  ,  or whatever it is that ren is calling him for from their kitchen. he’s dimly aware that he’s not sure what time it actually is. he has a recollection of ren getting home  ,  saying hi to him from exactly where he’d been sitting for hours poking around mechanisms that still didn’t want to work with him some time later.  it takes him another minute to stretch out his limbs  ,  he thinks he can hear ren grumbling  ,  though it’s quieter than before.

he’s expecting ren to be in front of the stove  ,  for the most part. maybe looking around the cabinets  ,  not standing in the doorway  ,  but that’s where he finds him instead. one-track mind  —  it’s not subtle  ,  in retrospect  ,  but he’s too set on his boyfriend to take any note of something hanging above his head.  he doesn’t notice at all until he’s already in his space  ,  and even then it’s not without it being borderline pointed out.  ❛  oh.   ❜   his chin tilts upward  ,  confusion evening out and lips quirking up at corners.

ren seems pleased with himself  ,  increasingly so when ridley hooks a finger on the bottom of his shirt to tug him a step closer. he leans in  ,  doesn’t tilt his head until the last second to press a kiss to his cheek  ,  instead.  quick  ,  the same as the one dropped on mouth soon after.   ❛   that’s actually holly.   ❜

accepting          𝒇𝒕.              𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏.

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“I have pasts inside me I did not bury properly.”

— Ijeoma Umebinyuo, from “Confessions”, published in “Questions for Ada” (via chvrliehunnam)

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