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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...
Look...
I'm going to cry
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Inspired by @worflesbian ‘s meme , og image posted here by @defconprime
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The Unabomber is probably one of the biggest loser idiots of all time.
Dude evaded capture for nearly 2 decades even when entire agencies were after him only to immediately get clocked by his brother for his distinctive brand of rambling after his manifesto got published.
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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does anyone have the pic of the guy playing on a fightstick with his pants down (but not off) in a dirty bedroom
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All cookie dough is “edible cookie dough” if you’re not a fucking pussy
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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
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"omg you're 15 and still play roblox and sleep with plushies" look who's mad I still have childlike whimsy
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We have to bring back physical concert tickets I'm so serious
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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Quark and Odo during their mountain hike mental breakdown:

Garak during any given point in the show:

Worf on vacation:

#LMAOOOO?#worf is so real for that#I also struggle to put on the garment (bikini)#deep space nine#st ds9#itty trek posts
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