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Alton Brown by Natalie Dee

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Chefs: Gnudi

Me, and intellectual: NUDEY

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me: you have to get up early for school stop getting distracted and sleep

my brain: my name is Bobby flay and each week one great chef is going to try to take me down in my house. this culinary battle is gonna shake down in TWO rounds

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Judge : your dish tastes bad

Chef : I had a really rough life

Ted : thank you chef

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people misunderstand me a lot

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mary berry is a dom and paul hollywood is a sub but only with mary berry. these are the factoids my dudes

why would you make me read this with the only two eyes I get in this lifetime

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that's a definitive no from me (and also guy fieri)

Debate:

Are eggs a good food or not?

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Why does Bobby Flay take pictures like a bottom

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i’m appalled

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Destination: Flavour Camp

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I feel like hugging Alton Brown would be incredibly risky but also if I met him I wouldn’t be able to stop myself

Hugging Ted Allen, however, contains no risk and he’s probably a very good hugger and smells nice.

Hugging Alex is another risky move bc she radiates intense power but every time she comes onscreen I go “that’s mom” so I would go for it anyway

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im soo fucking sowwy…youve been chowpped

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Say what you want about Guy Fieri, but he has a golden heart

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so there’s this baking tradition where you have to name your sourdough starter and i’ve been converting an offshoot of my primary starter to 100% rye flour and i decided to name it last night. what did i name it?

Rye Fieri.

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the gingerbread holiday episode of iron chef america is the gayest thing I've ever seen