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food-express · 6 years ago
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help my wife eats two pizza pieces on top each other like a burger like it’s normal and that made me fall in love with her
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food-express · 6 years ago
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food-express · 6 years ago
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i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler
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food-express · 6 years ago
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food-express · 7 years ago
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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:
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food-express · 7 years ago
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JESUS CHRIST
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food-express · 7 years ago
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“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
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food-express · 7 years ago
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This is me dissociating 😂
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food-express · 7 years ago
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May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
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food-express · 7 years ago
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Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉
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food-express · 7 years ago
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this is why i love him
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food-express · 7 years ago
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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
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food-express · 7 years ago
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RIP, Vine. You’ll be dearly missed.
Here’s just a few of my personal favorites.
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food-express · 7 years ago
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Two types of people
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