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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.
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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died
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"College is a place of liberal indoctrination."
And what possible motive would liberals have to put their indoctrination behind one of the biggest paywalls to have ever existed?
College is often the first time that someone regularly interacts with a diverse crowd. College is often the first time that someone is encouraged to think for themselves instead of blindly trusting their parents.
They're not being indoctrinated to be liberal. They were previously indoctrinated to be conservative and are now being freed from that.
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Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.
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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.
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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
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DEI does not mean lower standards.
You are thinking of white privilege.
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Trans men are awesome and lovely and I love them.
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