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You are the world's worst liar.

im the worlds best liar fuck you.

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there's another zoroark in this apartment complex somewhere. I can smell them

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the problem with pretending to be a swoobat is I can't really go upside down like that

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neils super cool pokéblr ask game ✨

legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta

you get 1 wish but only if u use it for spite. what is it

@ another user n start some beef

stupidest injury uve ever gotten

stupidest injury uve ever GIVEN

fight to the death 1-on-1 not a battle im talkin a FIGHT choose yr opponent: ursaring or ghost

whos yr best friend n how much money would it take for u to stab em (knife is complementary)

worst food crime uve committed

pick 1 of yr pkmn. whats the funniest way it could kill you rn

take a sec to consider ur shitlist. whos been on it the longest

object in arms reach thatd make the best impromptu weapon

object in arms reach thatd make the FUNNIEST impromptu weapon

most tempting forbidden food (revives soap pods lava that kinda thing)

dumbest hill ur willin to die on

u get an envelope fulla glitter. who u mailin that to

gym leader/e4 member/fuckin league guy idk what y'all have ur gayest for

what the fuck is yr problem

pkmn fact everyone else is wrongest abt

pettiest thing u would do w a time machine

rank all the times u almost died from coolest to least cool

bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall

absolute dumbest place uve ever had a pkmn battle

which of yr pkmn has the fewest brain cells

which if yr pkmn is most likely to kill someone else for kicks

u get to pick 1 superpower. what is it and whats the dumbest thing u do w it

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Hey, could I request a “This User Is A Zoroark!” Userbox with various types of Zorks (two Unovan and Hisuian, one Shiny and one not)?

How about two of each of them?

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my stepmom is also small enough to pick up and carry around which is fun

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I almost said mother in law but I think that's the wrong one

bitch is a funny insult you talk to lots of dogs who are girls

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my stepmom's a bitch. no not like that

bitch is a funny insult you talk to lots of dogs who are girls

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bitch is a funny insult when you talk to lots of dogs who are girls

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fish :)

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What doesn't kill you uses up your Focus Sash

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what kind of a trap...

Incredibly funny thing I learned today: the food science guys have a "decoy pizza" set out as a trap for any zorua or zoroark who might try and steal their experiments to eat

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in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

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why's everyone assume being sapient means a pokemon will want to come live in human society and do humanthings

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You were given teeth. Use them now and use them wisely.

i liked this ask so much i made it into a sign

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go where? do you have to go to valentines day? I didn't know that.

I think you can do whatever you want with friends who's gonna stop you? the friends police?

everything is decorated all valentinesy

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everything is decorated all valentinesy