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My formatting broke. Whyyy

double feature fodlan fic share

I forgot to bring these up oops.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62220328

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62220328

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double feature fodlan fic share

I forgot to bring these up oops.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62220328

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62220328

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aha what if I was a knight... and you were a knight.. and let's just say... *deafening clank noise as I smack your ass*

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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i love it when characters are unfair, actually. i love it when they’re uncouth and cranky and hypocritical, i love it when they have cognitive dissonances, i love it when they make good and bad choices for the wrong reasons. i love when they’re short to anger and hard to understand. i love it when they’ve destroyed themselves for nothing but can’t even see either part of it yet. i love it when they’re messy and selfish and bad at communicating. i love it when they get convinced of their own ego and stuck in a feedback loop regarding their own warped paranoia. i love it when characters actively make their lives unknowingly harder for themselves. i love it when characters don’t know they’re in a story. i love it when characters are like real people

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niche historical figure fic number uhhhhhhh. 5. yippee!

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i fucking forgor to post this. Anyway i love the ten elites, here’s 3.5k words of nemesis pov

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i have once again made a historical fodlan fic

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

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"Finally, this nightmare of a thousand years is at its end.

Inheritor of my Crest... if this body is to decay, then the sword...

I leave it to you."

(available as a large and mini prints)

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characters who are like. born to be at someone’s beck and call, sleep at the foot of their bed, take the scraps of affection and return them a thousand fold. forced to have vanilla sex where they top.

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No guillotine could take away the head I would give you btw

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Elite Fraldarius crossing the Bay of Boleros for The Book of Shields: a Fraldarius Anthology

※ please do not repost my art ※   ➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to���

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think

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i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.