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cant stop thinking about this (from the 2003 script of national treasure)
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We lay here for years or for hours Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet So long, we'd become the flowers We'd feed well the land and worry the sheep
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My Rector has a Catholic Mass LEGO that has an Altar Book that doubles as a reliquary, complete with a LEGO saint’s LEGO bone.
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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes
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the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle
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man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.
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Guess who just figured out how to climb inside the woodstove???
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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Tarot Mirror - The Fool by TheCosmicHealingShop
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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Yeah that tracks
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are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around
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