flynnkotaks

[flynnkotaks]

ok, so, the plan when i got back from vacation was to pick up a third muse. i was gonna go to my favorite place and come back refreshed and rejuvenated and all around just Ready To Go. unfortunately, that didn’t happen. both my muse and mental health still aren’t great. i’m weaning off of this SSRI and every day i wake up it’s like hitting randomize on how i’m gonna feel and as much as i love this rp and everyone in it, i feel like i need to take a step back and focus on myself for a little bit. but again bc i absolutely can’t emphasize this enough, i love every single one of you! like, even if we never interacted or finished plotting, all of you are so talented and your muses are so multi-faceted and amazing. it’s been an absolute pleasure writing with all of you, and frankly, i hope we all get to write with each other again soon. my discord is kayla#9953, so like, add me or hmu if you wanna chat or whatever. i’m good for a meme every now and again. alright, imma stop this here before i turn into a mcbitch and cry. *blows everyone a kiss*

[flynnkotaks]

📲 flynn

jack: wouldn't be my first cop roleplay!

jack: or my first experience with cops. in general.

jack: this hits so close to home.

jack: not that any of my coaches hit on me

jack: not that i didn't want them to

jack: this is so much.

jack: in the end instead of dumping gatorade on u its a cum shot

jack: when are you going to be officially back?

flynn: oh? you have a pair of handcuffs on you?

flynn: ok. wow. big turn. did i just unlock a traumatic story time or something?

flynn: jack, i'm truly not drunk enough for this. you're giving me whiplash, dude.

flynn: ok, i'm reigning this back in.

flynn: tell me about your experience with the cops and then tell me about the coach you wanted to fuck.

flynn: and next time i sweat it's just your jizz beading on my forehead instead of the gatorade.

flynn: actually, that's horrifying. can you imagine sweating someone else's jizz?

flynn: sometime next week. i want to fuck someone wearing a kilt first.

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maple: you should open up your own. might as well make money.

maple: plus i think you'll make it. after all, word on the street is some of us are involved ;) just befriend everyone. suck some dick. give them some blend.

maple: also it's a bit bold of you to assume i miss anyone or even feel anything.

maple: but i'm sure you miss me and my blandness. my cracker-ness, as my sister called it.

flynn: no offense bc i love your enthusiasm, but that's a lot of time and money.

flynn: not sure i wanna invest Right Now

flynn: involved? in what way?

flynn: is there a group of people just like, pimping themselves out to buy my blend?

flynn: flattering tbh.

flynn: maple.

flynn: maple marie wolfe.

flynn: you aren't fooling me with that one bc i've also used that line tbh.

flynn: i'm ignoring the obvious race joke and moving swiftly along lmao.

flynn: you're not bland tho. you're just kinda broody and mysterious. Big Scorpio Energy.

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frankie: hot. i wna fuck a scottish warrior now... he rails me then walks out swinging a battle axe to fight in the War

frankie: flynn im absolutely fucking rock hard

frankie: on a sweeter note you're one of my favorite people too :)))

frankie: imagine the lockwood ripper wears the hannah montana wig

frankie: you get the limo out front! ooh oh oh!

frankie: i'll accept the Eagerness. were both fucking leos. tell me you'll eat me out and i get a heart boner

frankie: i can buy a kilt and be ur sexy scot. i'll practice the accent and everything. shrek voice: oi donkey!

frankie: oh my god i love this idea!!!

frankie: will you find nessie for me while you're over there? i want to inquire about her skincare routine

frankie: girl is hundreds of years old and keeping it tight!!

flynn: sex AND a weapon? make it a threesome? they can call us laddy and lassie while someone plays the fucking bagpipes in the corner. a quintessential Scottish experience.

flynn: oh? send pics?

flynn: lol i better be! imagine i tell you that i would kill a bitch for you and you just smile and say "oh, that's cute"? never been softer in my life!

flynn: fuck, the lockwood ripper is just miley cyrus at the met gala! all her minions are her fan base. Disney's behind the scenes trying to stop her, but they've lost control.

flynn: what if i eat you out and just compliment you the whole time? has your heart nutted yet?

flynn: you know what? you had me for a second and then i read that i'm the donkey to your shrek, and now i feel the need to remind you that i'm not caleb montgomery.

flynn: if i see her, i'll herd her up and get her to spill the beans tbh. we gotta stay young forever. not sure i could live with myself if i became an ugly old man.

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📲 flynn

elias: idk if caleb could handle that many dicks at once

elias: [...]

elias: yeah....

elias: why?

flynn: please, multiple dicks in his face at once is probably a fucking dream come true.

flynn: you look at his fucking christmas list and it probably says bukkake on it

flynn: no reason. just kinda surprised?

flynn: never once have i looked at your multiple tweets about your ass and thought "this guy has only been with women"

flynn: but plenty of women at lockwood are into pegging, apparently, so maybe i'm underestimating how popular that kink is

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bas: like i said, good thing we met when we did.

bas: i've been in 4 or 5. all ended the same, though. well, except the first. got her pregnant and peaced for america bc fuck that

bas: was he an asshole? i bet he was an asshole. you obviously upgraded.

bas: ha, that's surprising. she seems like a bit of a prude tbh, kinda lame

bas: but like i said i dont know her so i GUESS i can't judge. at least not to you because you'll get pissy.

bas: wow that was almost sweet

bas: she is hot, and she's good in bed. we just have nothing in common and nothing to talk about. i get bored.

bas: absolutely yes. i don't need to learn anything more

flynn: in a parallel universe, all you are to me is the french exchange student who moved to florida. i think you're hot, obviously bc it's still me and maybe i even jacked off thinking about you in the shower once or twice, but otherwise, i think you're a total dick. likewise, you think i'm a weirdo, but i make you question your sexuality for a split second. we meet alone one day in an empty auditorium. i offer to blow you bc i'm curious. you say no bc you're straight. we both leave quietly and never speak again.

flynn: lmao you ditched out on your first love too?

flynn: nah, if anything, i was the asshole.

flynn: ditched out on him after graduation without a breakup text and texted him on a disposal phone like a month or two later when i was in l.a.

flynn: upgraded tho? not really comparable bc he was like, a boyfriend and you're not?

flynn: unless you wanna be? ;)

flynn: [...]

flynn: *coughs* anyway

flynn: nah, she's not lame. one of my favorite people at lockwood.

flynn: so like, be nice to her if you ever run into her. we're trauma buddies :)

flynn: i have my moments.

flynn: then why talk shit? there's a reason most people have multiple friends. one for everything need you might have.

flynn: clearly you do. bc the people who think they know everything? usually don't.

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📲 flynn

elias: my third?

elias: there's only been one you're getting me n caleb mixed up sweaty

flynn: plural your

flynn: i want a threesome with lockwood's hottest couple ;)

flynn: [...]

flynn: is caleb really your only guy tho? like, that you've ever fucked?

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bas: that's hot!!! i would not have liked that in high school, though. i was pretty vanilla back then + in a committed, hetero relationship

bas: ha. that's what you think. also do you want me to correct your french or just let you have this one? ;)

bas: [...]

bas: oh please. no i literally dont. she's quiet. pretty hot though.

bas: i will admit it it's not entirely off the table. i read. i have words.

bas: you can't fool me

bas: eh, not a fan. there's nothing in her head.

flynn: gross. wouldn't have liked you either tbh.

flynn: i got into a committed relationship later tho. name was dom, thought i was in love with him. now i look back and i'm like "who was i?"

flynn: weird how the brain just Does That, you know?

flynn: that's what i know, bas.

flynn: and yeah, correct me. i am actually trying to learn.

flynn: right? total good girl tho. one of the few friends i haven't fucked.

flynn: A+ person tho. you'd like her.

flynn: tbh i don't mind corny bullshit as much if it's from you.

flynn: i could if i wanted to. i'm a pretty good actor if i do say so myself.

flynn: so? she's hot and she's fun to be around. should i make you a sign that says "must have an iq of __ to interact"?

flynn: you can learn something from everyone, you know?

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frankie: i read that as "i fucked scotland" and i was like damn the whole country? that's a lot of kilts, flynn

frankie: omg bring me some back!!! i bet it tastes like you, so like.... bubbly with a hint of great hair conditioner!

frankie: btw what do you use my hairs dry

frankie: bloodthirsty bitch.... the lockwood rippers is positively bald

frankie: BITCH i miss you so much!!! last night i stared longingly at a photo of you just to feel alive

frankie: when are you coming back?? i accidentally stole a bottle of 500 euro champagne while i was drunk and i was gonna be generous and share it with you

flynn: not yet, franks, but believe i'm working on it.

flynn: i wanna fuck someone in a kilt and then like, slip out with it the next morning. a souvenir.

flynn: how'd you know the secret ingredient was my conditioner? fuck, now the surprise is ruined.

flynn: i'd be mad if you weren't one of my favorite people tbh.

flynn: i'll bring you some back tho. we'll get smashed and catch each other up

flynn: honestly? i'm always switching it up. your hair starts acting stupid if you stick with one product too long.

flynn: it's what they deserve. i want all the wigs of whoever's doing this shit

flynn: listen, i know you hate Eagerness, but that? really makes me wanna go down on you. my ego is absolutely thriving rn.

flynn: goes without saying that i miss you too

flynn: lmao "accidentally". alright, i definitely believe that.

flynn: but soon tbh. save that bitch up and we'll have a night where we chug that and the scotch i blended and get wrecked.

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bas: jesus

bas: i mean no offense but thank god we met when we did.

bas: although now you're just an edgy theatre kid which isn't much better

bas: touché..

bas: flynn, please, her name is bella. have some respect.

bas: [...]

bas: honestly dunno. can't imagine not knowing you

bas: oh please, you would have been on me all night no matter what i wore. the only shitty part was i accidentally matched honey. i wore it better though.

flynn: right? i probably would have spat on you when you weren't looking tbh.

flynn: and yet, i'm all you think about ;)

flynn: this edgy theatre kid has stolen your baguette scented heart.

flynn: vous êtes amoureux de la bite américaine. hon hon hon.

flynn: [...]

flynn: wow, i kinda hate you rn.

flynn: do you even KNOW her?

flynn: [...]

flynn: an oddly romantic thing to say. kinda expect you to say us meeting each other was written in the stars or something gay like that.

flynn: [...]

flynn: i mean, you're not wrong, but i was trying to pretend like i'm not ridiculously attracted to you at all times.

flynn: even like, in the morning when you need to fucking brush your teeth.

flynn: what's wrong with honey tho? i like her.

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📲 flynn

elias: honestly i am

elias: i cant stop thinking about you

elias: i cant even urinate... im always erect.

elias: not even caleb can tame this one

flynn: wow, suddenly i'm hard.

flynn: does this mean i finally get to be your third when i get back?

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bas: god i hate that

bas: i remember those kids. fuckin weirdos

bas: gotta stop fuckin taking off on each other. invite me next time.

bas: [...]

bas: yeah me too

bas: [...]

bas: oh she's the coma chick right?

bas: attachment: image.jpeg

bas: went as cupid. kinda just an excuse to not wear a shirt and to flirt with everyone. did not disappoint

flynn: lmao you would've hated me then. i was the Worst Kind.

flynn: quiet, edgy, that lil fuck that sat at the back of the classroom and stared daggers into people.

flynn: i would wear eyeliner practically every day like my chemical romance's wet dream too, but i'd slip in the bathroom at the end of the day with some makeup wipes, so my dad wouldn't throw a bitch fit

flynn: oh? you don't like how it feels being left, huh? ;)

flynn: [...]

flynn: good :)

flynn: lmao, yes bas! my friend, coma chick!

flynn: what tactless name you call me if you didn't know me? i'm genuinely curious

flynn: honestly? it's good that i didn't go then bc i would've been on you all night.

flynn: even if choosing cupid's fucking cheese.

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📲 flynn

jack: guilty as charged, officer

jack: feel like this is the beginning bit of a porno where someone is giving a speech about being yourself

jack: high school musical basketball coach gone sexual

jack: just been studying more than i've been partying. think it's telling of the way my summer is going

flynn: is this the beginning of a sexy cop roleplay?

flynn: oh shit, a new direction altogether!

flynn: am i the coach?

flynn: can my speech be about you believing that you can achieve a boner?

flynn: "you're my star player, jack! you can do anything you set your mind to. i want you to free throw into my mouth!"

flynn: lame! i'm kinda disappointed in you tbh.

flynn: that's gotta change, jack.

flynn: i expect to be entertained when i check back in.

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bas: [...]

bas: alright got a little Gothic Gloom there but we're back on track

bas: obviously i fucking miss you.

bas: the party was alright, you missed both some tragic and some hot af costumes

flynn: it's on brand tbh. my head's a pretty dark place.

flynn: it's the emo kid in my noggin that never died

flynn: yeah? kinda miss you too ;)

flynn: [...]

flynn: really miss you, actually.

flynn: but bella's with me, so i'm not lonely or anything.

flynn: i bet. tell me about yours.

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📲 flynn

jack: i'm currently yawning from how bored i am without you

jack: bring me back some of your special blend

jack: that sounded. inappropriate

jack: i just really want good alcohol i've been balling on a budget

jack: i'm falling apart at the seams! yikes

flynn: as you should be tbh

flynn: we all know you're a giant cumslut, jack. no need to pretend around me

flynn: but will do tbh. i'll probably finish it up before i get back tho, so it'll be a Later Batch

flynn: in what way?

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flynn: fucked off to scotland to drink some Authentic Scotch and get away for a minute

flynn: currently sipping on my own blend that i made at some distillery

flynn: should i open my own after i graduate? probably. will i? who fucking knows?

flynn: may not even make it past graduation with the way shit is now with that bloodthirsty bitch on the loose.

flynn: anyway

flynn: you’re not missing me too much, are you? :)

[flynnkotaks]

ok, so, i just sent in my hiatus request to the main. i’m going on a family vacation from the 19th to the 27th, and idk how active i’ll be able to be during that time. tbh tho, i’m pretty much trash for this rp, so i’ll see if i can be around some with text threads every once and a while. love everyone in this rp tbh <3