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Still get such a kick out of how the entire MotA press tour and every single interview with Callum was literally just,
Interviewer: So, about Austin Butl-
Callum: IM IN LOVE WITH HIM. IMMEDIATELY ACTUALLY. My ENTIRE reason for GOING TO WORK I LOVE HIM, so jot that down, I need to see him again the worst part was LEAVING HIM I FELL in LOVE
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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird
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Max Verstappen boycotting the FIA press conference featuring banter from Lando Norris and Lewis Hamilton dragging the FIA ft the drivers union behaving like a union for once
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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.
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eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together
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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave
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"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
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Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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got a major pest problem this year actually
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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people
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gale would have this picture hidden away in his wallet btw ❤️
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