when someone is drowning in the sea it is an emergensea
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Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs
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can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”
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whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
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sex positivity has turned into teaching girls to ridicule other girls for preferring missionary or “vanilla” sex as if it’s supposed to be a competition as to who can withstand the most violent sex and who can endure the most abuse from men veiled as a kink
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