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who up defrosting little mousy treat for the boy ?

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the speech patterns of someone from webfishing is bleeding through my wall and I want to strangle them like the Looney Toons bastard they are

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hilson is so funny because if you stuck house in a time loop wilson would ask him “ wait … are you stuck in a time loop ?? “ after house stretched out on his office couch and spoke in riddles for a minute or two but if you stuck wilson in a time loop house would fuck around and do some insane shit after wilson told him and be annoyed that wilson knew the outcome every time

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y'know I love phone stimulation and all, but the video essays aren't cutting it anymore. everything worth watching isn't worth watching as background noise.

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THIS IS BIG NEWS

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

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statistics has got to be the driest form of math invented. the applications are great, sure, but I'd rather watch paint dry

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was given pasta and now I am happy boy ^w^

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it will never not be a silent tragedy what humans have done to fish

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EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP CATBOY

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damn what was the point of that whole tiktok thing

they really went on one of those fetchquests where the guy that gave you the quest was the person who had the item you needed all along

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i think i've learned how to be a person :)

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being an mcyt fan who doesn't use twitter is so much fun cuz every now and then its like

"oh wow a lot of the mcyt blogs I follow r suddenly posting a lot did something happ-"

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FOR REAL OMG

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coating my face in his tummy testosterone sauce as if it were Clinique facial moisturizer

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if true, this is actually crazy; cause that'd mean rumors of possible Lionsgate AP projects have sprouted and died twice now - why is it that they're not able to commit to this property??

via Bret Easton Ellis Podcast - S8E50: Holding Pattern 12/31/24

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i don't know how a droplet of blood got on that book but yknow what it looks good there

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Finished reading Glamorama which left me traumatized on a spiritual level and I have a sick feeling I’m not gonna get over it any time soon and like WHY? JUST WHY??