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looking back on it, it's kind of funny that none of Instatainment knew about what was going on in the Vermillion Wasteland, especially considering how close the Wasteland is to Sapphire Ridge. I can understand it until you factor in the gigantic hyperdeath-laser that can pierce the heavens and smite someone as far as the Bergen Trail lmao

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listen, the 'not saying Jimmy's name' gag in the tumblr mouthwashing fandom was funny at first, but you really are starting to treat him like bloody mary: say his name three times and he crawls through the screen. reminder: HE'S NOT A REAL PERSON

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every single week I learn something new about American Psycho which deepens my fixation further in new ways I never expected

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE TWO RECORDINGS OF THE BROADWAY MUSICAL; ONE WHERE TIM PRICE DISAPPEARS AT TUNNEL, AND ONE WHERE HE NEVER LEAVES ????

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croix-mer

you were so young then i heard you died in the operating room i don't know what they did to you over there but i hoped i could provide a better life than that

indominable human spirit you had a nuclear way of thinking you kicked down doors with your broken legs and closed chasms with the tenderness of peonies

everything fails so easily i really thought i could do better but then the world shows you something new something caged; something breaking free suddenly

goodbye, my little claudia your eyes too exhausted to close you hugged me still, and it struck me hard that you did more for me than i ever did for you

run along, now i know you'll survive not for me, never for me go and shatter the world in two

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The whole mouthwash leaves your teeth with a clear, crisp sheen, that really gives your hygiene a big boost!

love the iconic duo of a psychopathic/schizophrenic individual and the colleague he's jealous of who he hurted and ended up regretting then had a mental breakdown about it

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i think the hardest part of math is remembering how to spell collary i mean collarally i mean corally oh whatever

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study room B

you never knew what you were to me we were friends at one point assuming the word degrades over time you had a bizarre talent for making me feel wanted

i knew id lose you when i left your life had a clear radius i wish i couldve brought you home you and them

but id never sentence you to a life with me youd only grow bored of the bars theres only so much i can offer without having to resort to romance, i mean

i thought you were a sign that i could be replaced you had what i wanted and you got it just by being yourself myself, i thought

i didnt give you enough credit because one day you had me too maybe you did follow me home i see your replacements everywhere

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he nutted in me then started playing fallout shelter

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lamb

i catch you in the dead of night i have a plan, dont try to fight i bring you home and lay you down time of execution's now

the room is empty, no assistance no knives or straps, just perseverance the walls are colored white to give this moment more significance

and into you i maul and tear my teeth pierce flesh and swallow hair take out my claws, my fingernails i rip a cardboard bag of entrails

i feel my stomach lurch along im humming to my favorite song i have my favorite clothes on too i wanted to look good for you

for the last thing that you'll ever see: me becoming truly me freed myself from human thinking now i see what ive been missing

the fragility in who we are the way our minds distrust our hearts the intention in every mass of red sits always in us until pulled apart

thank you stranger you gave me pause your body was for a greater cause and though you will not see the sun

trust you've borne another one

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there should be a person without conscious that i can just freely disembowel with my bare hands from time to time, i think ripping open someones stomach would be a very awakening experience that would make me appreciate the human condition and the sacredness of life more

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Captain Curly cosplay in Webfishing

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real as fuck by the way

Living my best life

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i really hate the whole "ugh i stopped reading this because the protagonist isn't likable enough!" hmmm, have you considered you're a little weakling mouse?

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shoutout to my oomfies with no legs and no arms and no skin and no eyelids and no tongue and

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EPIC Song 40 predictions where every conceivable motif is brought back in some fashion for a duet between Odysseus and Penelope.

PREDICTIONS:

"Don't you miss me" sung by Odysseus (paralleling the Siren posing as Penelope, where now The Monster poses as Odysseus)

"When does a comet become a meteor, [when did our son grow so old?]" (some spin on the Monster motif)

If things go bad, Penelope saying "I can't." (like how Odysseus said to Circe)

"You're just a man" / "You're no longer you"

"Waiting, waiting," of course.

"I'm not sorry for loving you" if things get REAL FREAKY on Odysseus' end

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I'm a sucker for the most important fight of a rivalry being watched by all the side characters in some televised fashion. That is my favorite writing trope.

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I have delivered🫡

Based on my HC from… literally half a day ago blasting 600 strikes on repeat can do wonders apparently