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shsl-uneasyutaite:

Gee~ee~eez! Hey, y-you scolded me before, about n-not being… proactive enough, in our relationship, right? Now it’s you… How much longer do I have to prove myself, y’know?

Hitomi abruptly stops with the police roleplay just when it was getting good.

“But I’m allowed to do it, because I’m trying to get a reaction out of you. You were just doing it because you were too shy to show affection to your fiance.”

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

This is what my tax dollars are paying for…!

Hitomi doesn’t even pay taxes.

“Exactly.”

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

Oh no~, what’ll you do~.

Hitomi hopes it’s not more neglectplay.

“Well, nothing. The polis are the laziest people on the planet, I’m not going to do anything about it.���

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

Then I-I wanna transfer my report! Who’s your boss?!

You’re the boss.

“I’m my own boss. Looks like I’ll have to commit assault on you.”

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

Meeean! David-kun’s bullying me! I’ll pall the colice!!

hello 119 dave is killing her. he is killing his gf.

“What are ya gonna do? Phone the polis? M8 I am the police.”

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Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

Would I!!

alright fuckos let’s get some displays of affection all up in this shit.

“Just kidding, you seriously think I’d show affection, to my girlfreind? Do you think I like boys?” You’d be right. He slinks onto the couch/

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@shsl-uneasyutaite fucko it’s from our ask

“Bab!” He says excitedly, wrapping his arms around her. “Wanna go watch TV, make out and cuddle?”

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“Fuck, man. Rest in peace, Hugh Hefner.”

“Hugh was a massive pervert who objectified women, but you can’t fault him. He was the only one who knew where his light was at the end of the tunnel and reached heaven before any of us did.  He had a dream and he damn well lived it. Hugh didn’t die out of old age, he had simply ran out of things to do in his perfect world.”

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❉ WEAK POINT EXPOSED

David see’s his chance.

Since that was a WEAK!! He launched an allout attack and blew raspberries on her tummy.

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Show A Little Skin Meme

Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to yours unintentionally (?):

✤ - Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck ✥ - Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage ✦ - Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms ❉ - Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff ❥ - Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty ❦ - Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back ❧ - Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh ❃ - Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist ❂ - Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side ❁ - Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders ❀  - BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else

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“FUCK UP JAKIE CUNT!!” He shouts back.

Hitomi’s finger twitches on her mouse, waiting on the bidding page for the countdown to end. She didn’t skip classes to not win an auction! 3… 2…

<<Motherfucker!!>>

She shouts in perfect English, apparently forgetting she left her window open so the soundproofing doesn’t apply.

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“I love you! Let’s feed each other chocolate and watch cheesy romcoms and snog!”

Basically FLIES over to David. “David-chan, David-chan~!”

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https://walloftext.co/davidmcnugget

here’s a wall of text talk to scotlandman

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

I’m already a schoolgirl, though?

Ehe, just kidding~! Hmm, t-then, best indulge while we’re young, r-right? Ahh, I don’t have any alt uniforms, though…

Somehow, those tend to be more expensive than maid costumes.

“Just talk about a relationship that we can’t let out and we’d be good, as long as we’re in clothes. I love you~”

Hitomi, do you go to maid cafes?

I’m straight.

That doesn’t answer the question, Hitomi.

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shsl-uneasyutaite:

… Um, y’know, household work’s n-not really all that different o’er here, so… fantasy’s different, y’know… And, it’s just a little unfair, r-right, if David-kun did that for me but I didn’t do anything for you? So…? What can I? Do?

This became a discussion on kinky cosplay scenarios very quickly.

“Schoolgirl roleplay. I’m a sucker for that. It’s a shame it ages like open cheese in the fact that the older you become the creepier it gets.”

Hitomi, do you go to maid cafes?

I’m straight.

That doesn’t answer the question, Hitomi.

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