late 20s she/they; as someone who is terminally online y'all really need to touch grass
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Intellect devourer: please... you must rescue us... I am newborn...
The husk it's inhabiting:

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The biggest difference is where the power comes from. In fanfiction, the power is pretty much shared in the community. The writers and the readers and the conversations that people are having. … What you just really want to write about, all your little ideas about what your blorbo’s doing, and your best friend in the fandom’s kinks that you really just want to give them a present. But then when you’re writing for Star Wars, the power comes from the owner of the IP and the publisher. … Who’s deciding what matters? Who’s deciding what stories are being told? And who’s deciding where the money comes in?
— Tessa Gratton in our SDCC 2025 panel, "The Fandom Advantage," discussing how she thinks about writing other peoples' characters for fun vs for money. Watch the whole panel or read a full transcript!
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ugh this human i’m living with is torturing me, they keep leaving fresh cut strawberries RIGHT outside the wall entrance on the countertop
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the strawberries are right there. i could just grab a slice and be back in the wall before they even knew what happened
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fuck it. i’m getting a strawberry
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Good luck, op! Be careful!
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hell yessss get that strawberry!!!! 🍓
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hey, op it’s been a few hours is there an update?
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guys it’s been a couple days i think that human fucking killed them
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RIP error hopefully you got to try those strawberries before you were caught 🙏
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hey all! still alive! sorry for disappearing, the human is actually really nice! it just gave me the strawberry slices. like obviously we should keep being wary of humans, but this one is super chill
and yes, they tasted amazing 🤤
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you fucked the human didn’t you
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of course not??? you think i don’t have an ounce of respect for my species?? you think i’d disgrace all borrowerkind by letting myself be manhandled and degraded into some toy for a giants pleasure??? it shared its food with me and we talked for awhile, as equals, and then we parted ways as friends. that’s it. god there are some freaks on this site
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you absolutely fucked the human
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You, Nancy Wheeler, have guns, plural, in your bedroom?
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.
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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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I’m really looking forward to the day at work when the CEO comes online and says, “Congrats, that was everything we were gonna do. We’ve done all the work. That’s all the stuff we’ve planned to do. The products are all really good right now and we shouldn’t change them anymore. It’s just cashing checks from here on out.” And we all go outside and play in the river.
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Princess with an empathic link to her sworn protector but she has severe anxiety so her door keeps getting thrown open and someone in full armor runs in yelling I'LL PROTECT YOU MY LADY, WHERE'S THE DANGER? and she's just got outlook open and there's two (2) emails she needs to reply to
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HOLLIE MILLER / “MERCURY” / 2020 [printed on hahnemuehle paper | 13 x 13″]
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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Shout out to the people who never had a safe place. Who didn’t have a before trauma. Who were loved but not protected. Who were collateral damage in someone else’s breakdown. Who got fucked up so young that they’ll never know who they could have been.
Shout out to people who’ve never felt safe. I hope you do someday.
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Robin and Eddie are mid rant about how neither of them have been kissed and being gay in small town America is hard when Steve interrupts them like —
Steve: “uh, no, don’t blame being gay for your lack of action. You’ve never been kissed because you both don’t have any type of game.”
Eddie: “it’s not like there’s a wealth of people we can kiss here steve. It’s Hawkins.”
Steve: ive made out with like three different guys in this town since last summer.
Robin and Eddie: “you. What.”
Steve, flipping through a magazine: “it’s not because you’re gay. It’s because you’re nerds.”
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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry
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Katharine Hepburn bested Peter O'Toole as the top dog on the set. Known to be something of a tyrant on most of his shoots, O'Toole meekly obliged, when she told him, “Peter, stop towering over me. Come and sit down and try to look respectable.” O'Toole readily admitted in her presence that she reduced him “to a shadow of my former gay-dog self. She is terrifying. It is sheer masochism working with her. She has been sent by some dark fate to nag and torment me.” Her reply: “Don’t be so silly. We are going to get on very well. You are Irish, and you make me laugh. In any case, I am on to you, and you to me.”
When filming wrapped on this movie, Katharine Hepburn said to Peter O'Toole, “When I started off in this business, my agent said to me, ‘never act with children and animals,’ but you, Peter, are both.”
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