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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

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day 651

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Illegally small

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Words/Phrases that all goblins should use.

Most of these I randomly heard and started using, but some came from my crackhead friend.

Check mate Atheist

Easy as pissing on an electric fence

Fake it till you make it, like the opossum 

Squish

Diddly Darn

Oops, I made a Fucky Wucky

Chaotic

Staplers are just desk crocodiles

Where’s your God now?

Go Feral

Be gay, do crime.

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My favorite purchase if all time. It is kitty approved too.

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Subtypes of Gremlins

Soft Gremlin :

Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, ✨sparkles✨ and angel wings

Sanrio memes

Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals

Too many plushies

Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals

Goes from "I am baby" to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies

Friend with the angels and kid people

Kool Gremlin:

Worms on a string and plastic babies

Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks 😎

Collects trash

Screeches to assert dominance

Dyed hair

Possum, rats and raccoons

All of their plants die

Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard

Cereals on the floor at 3 am

Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends

Forest Gremlin :

NO SHOES

Loves mud

Eats dirts

Worms are cute

Friend with all the animals, bugs included 🐛🐌

Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs

BONES 🦴

Baths in rivers

Catches the rain in their mouth

Covered in band aids

Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS

Blanket forts

Camping ! 🏕

Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals

Ocean Gremlin:

Sea shells everywhere 🐚

Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz

Crabs are god 🦀

Doesn’t mind the sand in their mouth anymore

Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child

Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long 🌊

Licks the salt off their skin

Weird sand castles 🏰

Edible algae in their food

Their nemesis are the seagulls

Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids

House Gremlins :

Too many plants 🌱

Diys with trash

Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?

Drinks too much tea ☕️

Collects buttons and ceramic figurines

Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent

Will bake cookies 🍪 and eat them all immediately

Weird noises to communicate

Friend with the grandparentcore children

Engine Gremlin:

Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not ⚙️

Steampunk glasses

Open things to see how they work but can’t reassemble them

Metal shinies

Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever

Robots are baby 🤖

Friend with the steampunk punky punks

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i’ve found my people. the 1963 Japanese horror film, Matango. also known as Attack of The Mushroom People. need i explain more. it was directed by the same man who directed Godzilla. (Ishirō Honda) fun fact, it was very close to being banned due to the resemblance the characters shared with the victims of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. not very fun, but its still a cool movie, and i advise you to go look at it yourself.

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matango

Edit: just now finding out that i could’ve watched a movie review to get this information instead of reading the whole goddamn Wikipedia page

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are currently running on minimal sleep

never brush your hair

Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.

spend too much time on tumblr

no one will know which one it is!

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Pink moth species

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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goblin cat and squid grandma

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A legendary demon cat is said to haunt the Capitol Building in Washington, DC. The cat allegedly appears before major tragedies and was reportedly seen by White House guards shortly before both JFK and Abe Lincoln were assassinated. Though the cat hasn’t been seen in years, some say a set of paw prints in the floor by the Old Supreme Court Chamber are proof of its existence.

(Source, Source 2)

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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

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Injustice 2 #55

He’s not wrong

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I freaking love Lobo.