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This is so Floyd

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Countess Alicia Doyle Shröder (Floyd's mother) - Picture taken on September-October 1877

Colored version

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Floyd if he ever died:

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F: Scar buddies *smirks*

lol uhm decided to redesign bernadette his long hair was bothering me

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A: AWWW SO CUTE!! LOOK AT UR FUTURE HUSBAND, FLOYD!!

F: He looks great. As always

A: Awwww- 🥹🥰 Also, what happened to his right eye? Scar buddies with Floyd?

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lol uhm decided to redesign bernadette his long hair was bothering me

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Not so very fun fact: Floyd has severe depression + undiagnosed psychosis

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F: GET ME A LOBOTOMY FOR GOD'S- Bleugh... For MY sake, I CANNOT take this life anymore

THIS MAN LOVES FLOYD TO THE POINT HE WILL GET HIM ANYRHING IN THE WORLD + props to being wealthy because of his family

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F: Funny.. It's my first time on a date too...*grins*

A: Y'all just GO! Take all the time u need, it can be the whole day even! Just come to us when the date's over and tell us how it went

AR: Bye bye!!

A: Bye boys!! Slay!!! Go get 'em, tiger! I'm really proud of u, Floyd

his going out and going on date clothes 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

swear swear hes gonna go out soon maybe

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A: *Throwing goth roses around them both* GO INSANE, GO INSANE! THROW SOME PETALS, MAKE THEM RAIN!!!

AR (Arion): *Snickering on a corner*

A: Have fun u2!! Don't forget to invite me to y'all's wedding, I wanna be the flower gal

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swear swear hes gonna go out soon maybe

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A: Nah, dw Benny! He's fine now, ok? I actually managed him out the bathroom and got him to take a nap and he's damn meds!

F: Yeah...I'm..I'm okay... Just... Mach dir keine Sorgen um mich. Es ist.... es nicht wert... *Managed a small smile*

A: Et voila! Ta-daa!!

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his going out and going on date clothes 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

swear swear hes gonna go out soon maybe

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A: Come on, Pink Floyd, r u really gonna leave the poor man hanging?

F: I'm not going on that date. Period

A: Why not? You were the one who said he's a looker!

F: I did not say that! I said he was fairly attractive

A: That's the same thing!!

F: It's not. Even if it was, I'm not going out. I look horrible

A: If u look horrible, I'm a deadass corpse- BOY U R WONDERFUL, DON'T U BE SO-

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A: Floyd...-

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A: Are you starting to hear voices again?

F: ...

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F: *Sighs* Just look at him, Arakel. He's gorgeous...He deserves better than just some half-blood hook-up...

A: *wide eyed*

A: U still didn't answer my question-...Okay, we can talk about this later. Let's focus on the task at hand rn. Floyd, pls, come out, come on. It's gonna be alright I promise... Look, if it makes u feel better about ur figure, I can even lend u one of my corsets, just come out. Please...

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swear swear hes gonna go out soon maybe

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A: Oh, that? Well, that is called a cellphone, it's used to communicate with folks at an indeterminate distance. I'm a master of computing since I'm coursing Computer Science in college so I can give u a whole lecture about them and their history. But let's save that for later and focus on the main task- ✨MATCHMAKING U✨ I mean, wait, btw, jus a question but r u an albino like me or you're just like, reeeeeaaallly pale?-

F: Kel, who r u talking to? *Looks up from his phone, proceeds to blush in Irish*

A: Oh, that's my new buddy-

F: *Fuckin turns into a bat and decipates in flush*

A: ...Okay....??

hes a silly lil gay vampire and dead deop gorgeous man i love him

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A: *Devious snickering* Hihihihihi, my bro in-law Benny.. Can I call u that? Benny? Anyway, if a bf is what u want MY DUDE I'M GONNA HAPPILY AID U WITH DAT for I have a business of matchmaking in my free time! And I'm very good at that to say the least!

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A: Anyway, I, as pretty adventurous woman, know lots of guys around that could be an option for ya. Depending on ur preferences ofc. I know vampires, turned in vampires, humans, half-vampires, half-humans- Just a whole LOT!! Also, pls ignore this ✨grumpy✨ dude™ behind me. But in case u wanna know because why not, he's my best friend since I was 8 and a sort of father figure even. His name is Floyd, is 408 years old - Very young as u can see. He is 6'6ft tall, he's Irish-German and is a dhampir, which means he's half human, half vampire

hes a silly lil gay vampire and dead deop gorgeous man i love him

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BROOOOO FLOYD IS 408!!!!

can you guess who the oldest sibling in the family is 🧍‍♂️