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[Benvolio in a car with Mercutio]

Benvolio: okay keep going straight

Mercutio: I can’t go straight

Benvolio: why not-

Mercutio: I’m Lightning McQueer, VROOOOMMM

Benvolio: THERE ARE KIDS CROSSING STOP IT

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The most sibling™ moment of tua season 2 wasn't by any of the Hargreeves siblings it was when those 2 swedish brother threw knives at eachother for no other reason than the fact that they were bored

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On this blog we love and appreciate a pure innocent soul named Benvolio Montague who always did his best for the sake of his loved ones and didn't deserve to live in such an horrible and cruel world which caused him pain.

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Juliet: Freeze! You’re under arrest!

Romeo: why?

Juliet: for theft, you stole my heart :)

Juliet: you also committed arson and second degree murder

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Benvolio: how on EARTH did you even end up getting arrested!?

Mercutio: I don’t know! We didn’t do anything wrong!

Romeo: when the police pulled us over he asked, “papers?” And Mercutio replied with “scissors” and drove off

Mercutio: you SNITCH-

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when you hear the news tomorrow. remember this started as a peaceful protest. police fired tear gas and rubber bullets into the crowd. then they rioted.

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No one:

My brain at 2 am: Kurtis Conner, Kurtis Conner, give me Kurtis Conner

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History (Shakespeare) does (kills off) strange things to dead (living) women

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mercutio, holding a roomba: i see that queen roomab hath been with you again

paris: why are you in my house

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Romeo: my criminal record?

Romeo: Well, the only crime I’VE committed is killing it on the dance floor!

Romeo: and well, I did kill a man

Juliet: I-what?

Romeo: I murdered your cousin I’m sorry

Juliet: WHAT

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Lady Capulet: of course I care about you! You’re like a daughter to me, Juliet

Juliet: I don’t know how to tell you this but I AM your daughter

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Horatio: I need you to swear to me-

Hamlet: motherfucker

Horatio : no...no like promise-

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Keanu Reeves as Don John in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) dir. Kenneth Branagh

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(IM BACK WITH MORE R&J BS) Romeo and Juliet; The balcony scene Romeo: So like if the plague doesn’t take you out, can I? 🥺👉👈 Juliet: Wtf

he had used the same pick up line on Rosaline and she straight up slapped him

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Benvolio: time to drink my problems away

Benvolio: *opens caprisun*

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Romeo: *exists* Tybalt: Listen here you little shit-

Every time Romeo comes into the room Tybalt just vomits all over the floor

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Act 1, Scene 1 of Romeo and Juliet

Lady Capulet : I got the birthday cake!

Nurse: This says “happy 12th birthday Julia”

Lady Capulet: She..she is turning 12 right?

Nurse: no and her name is Juliet