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I need Joker to fear Captain Marvel so dam badly. Let me explain.

So we know how we, as a community, all accepted that Billy Batson / Captain Marvel is the most egregious Tax Evader of DC (for this who don’t know, there was a whole poll and our boy Billy won out of literally everyone, including supervillains).

And in the Batman Cartoon (and some comics), it’s stated that Joker is terrified of the IRS.

I think you see the picture.

Joker: I may be crazy enough to fight Batman, but I am NOT crazy enough to deal with the IRS

Captain Marvel: lol imagine doing your taxes

Everyone present: w h a t

*clip goes viral*

IRS Agent: So, Captain Marvel was it? According to this footage, you have no been paying your taxes

Marvel: prove it.

IRS Agent: What?

Marvel: to make me pay anything, you need to know who I am and what’s to pay. I got nothing to pay.

IRS Agent: that’s not-

Marvel: not even Batman knows who or what I am. For all you know, I could be living in a multidimensional rock situated in, quite literally, the middle of nowhere.

IRS Agent: …

IRS Agent: I- w h a t

*some time later*

IRS AGENT: YOU BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO LATE CC BATSON. SOMEONE WHO HASNT PAID TAXES IN 70 YEARS! YOU OWE US TAXES

Marvel: no I’m not

IRS Agent: Don’t try-

Marvel, holding the lasso of truth: I am not CC Batson, I don’t owe you shit. Plus he’s totes dead so can’t be me.

IRS Agent: DAMMIT

Joker: This mofo is crazy! Crazy? I was crazy onc-

*later*

IRS Agent, in Fawcette: why is none telling me anything!!!! You, Child, what do you know of your local hero?

Itty Bitty Billy Batson: lmao aren’t you that Agent harassing Cap

IRS Agent: it’s not harassment if he owes the government taxes

Billy: good luck taxing anyone in Fawcette lmao, magic doesn’t give a shit about that. Also we have different currency’s that just switches on random basis. So unless the government takes Drachmas, you’re cooked

IRS Agent, on the verge of tears: this has never happened before

Lex Luthor: WRITE THAT DOWN WRTE THAT DOWN

Bonus:

Billy: you know, I know someone who has been commuting tax evasion, tax fraud and more charges. His name is Ebenezer Batson. That’s E B E N Z E R and he lives just outside of Fawcette. Can’t miss him.

IRS Agent, who has a fridge with ‘CC Batson’ and is more than happy to get old man prey: thanks kid

Bonus 2:

Billy: Sweet, the IRS put my uncle in jail and the police gave me back my inheritance. Now to convert this into Fawcette currency (they will not be taxing this money)

Joker, visibly weeps

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Only Neil Gaiman would make a character who is a gay cat god who wants to fuck a repressed Edwardian boy

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1946 Portraits at Howard University

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Saying goodbye to Mystic Falls: Bennett Witches

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I am surprised at the lack of Bonnie Bennett-centric fanfic cross-over with Harry Potter. Fertile ground for inspiration. We will ignore Rowling's shittiness for a sec.

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Babs, I see the elusive Alfred does not have a file.....

Top two Bats you do not want to cross

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I once said to a friend that I could never be in a love triangle with two brothers (vampire diaries style y know) and now I thought about it again and I think I was wrong…

Bonus: their father is also quite attractive

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MCU characters + comic inspired suits (insp x/x)

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This is my villain origin story.

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Diana to Bruce and Clark: Social experiment time.

Diana, into a megaphone: Attention, people! Okay! Everyone who thinks Superman would beat Batman, say ya.

Half the Leaguers: Ya!

Diana: Now everyone who thinks Batman would beat Superman, say ya.

Half the Leaguers: Ya!

Diana: Okay, about half and half. That means half of you are stupid. Discuss.

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“Bruce’s favorite ‘if I had to hide a body spot’” and “yet another Wayne secret” 👀👀👀👀 

(ok but Cluse Nation, how we feeling about them doing this from their official twitters?)

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Bruce: Which one of you is doing this? It’s not funny and it’s a huge security concern.

Batkids:

Bruce: Hm? Who is it? I know it’s one of you. Who else would know all of these things?

Batkids:

Bruce: Well? Is anyone going to confess or do I have to check the cameras and computer logs?

Jason: Why do you assume it’s us and not one of the weirdos you hook up with on rooftops, you exhibitionistic furry?

Tim, softly: oooh, gottem

Bruce: I—

Jason: Also thanks for indirectly confirming you wax your ass. That’s not an image I ever needed in my brain. Damian, put me back in the ground

Bruce: But who would be so spiteful—oh. Hn.

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Clark, somewhere in the Arctic, tapping on his phone: See if you ever call me a hick again >:-(

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Sorry if this isn’t as polished as I hoped, but here are some tattoo studies! These ideas were all inspired or directly came from Bonnie headcanons from NYS30 and @scorpio-karma (headcanon of lotus flower and vines on her chest, however, I combined it with a rose headcanon idea-hope that’s cool) https://archiveofourown.org/works/35145946/chapters/87659821#workskin

https://scorpio-karma.tumblr.com/post/668159542063972352/bbhc-week-tattoos-so-for-a-while-in-the-bonkai

after this first round, I’d love to try the lotus version of this too btw!

The rose and raven wing headcanon was inspired by @xxgothchatonxx

https://xxgothchatonxx.tumblr.com/post/668177130863165440/bbhc-week-tattoos

The little spirals and designs that look like they’re glowing were inspired by @shadowcatgirl09

https://shadowcatgirl09.tumblr.com/post/668223510062202880/bbhcweek-day-four-tattoo-having-the-originals

Pattern designs and flower designs were inspired by everything-y-nothing @everything-y-nothing https://everything-y-nothing.tumblr.com/post/668138138469908480/bbhcweek-day-4-bonnies-tattoo-collection-nosce

The two serpents and dragon tattoo were ideas both given by nys30. Please let me know if I forgot anything/anyone to credit and there will be more experimenting so, yeah, like I wanna do the four-leaf clover idea from Leianaberrie https://leianaberrie.tumblr.com/post/668148583129825280/bbhc-week-day-4-tattoos @leianaberrie. I, unfortunately, can’t do every idea this round, just started to do deadlines for myself so that I can move on with sketches and not hyper-fixate too much haha.

Keep reading

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The family photo looks like it was lifted from one of my photo albums. My paternal and maternal families are from two different latin american countries and having that spectrum depicted in this movie made me cry. Thank you for making me be seen.

Dolores + knowing all along that Bruno never left

Bonus:

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Dolores + knowing all along that Bruno never left

Bonus:

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get you a man who can do both