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diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.
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and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”
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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.
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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
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#makes orion out of these#sorry just saw orion in the sky and then something really good happened to me#as in i forgot my bike lock at the train station yesterday and only realised today when i left for the gym#so after the gym i went past the train station#and on the way there i saw orion#and my lock was still there#what I'm saying is orion always has my back#and it deserves to be remade out of pretty human made stars
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ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life. ok
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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc
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