flowerforaheart
flowerforaheart
I am standing on the ceiling
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flo. '96, bi, she/her.
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flowerforaheart · 1 day ago
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diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.
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flowerforaheart · 3 days ago
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and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally
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flowerforaheart · 3 days ago
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and to be honest it's Saturday
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flowerforaheart · 5 days ago
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just say lol and move on 
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flowerforaheart · 7 days ago
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flowerforaheart · 9 days ago
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Thank God for birds chirping in the morning
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flowerforaheart · 10 days ago
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flowerforaheart · 10 days ago
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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flowerforaheart · 11 days ago
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flowerforaheart · 11 days ago
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flowerforaheart · 12 days ago
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flowerforaheart · 12 days ago
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my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”
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flowerforaheart · 12 days ago
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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.
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flowerforaheart · 13 days ago
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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
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flowerforaheart · 15 days ago
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flowerforaheart · 15 days ago
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ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok
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flowerforaheart · 16 days ago
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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc
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