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Starfleet intelligence officer, working undercover at a cafe: I’ve got a latte for “Klingon Spy?”

Everyone: *Eyes each other suspiciously*

Starfleet intelligence officer, throwing down his badge in defeat: Dammit, I thought for sure that would work.

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

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I will fill out this fuck form in pain staking detail and you can't stop me.

You don't want to know all of this? Well I don't want to tell you any of this so at least now we are both uncomfortable. Equality.

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klingon twink . or a vulcan bear even. listen to me im just fuckin saying words. butch betazoid. yeahhhh you liked that one.

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Does anyone have any good holonovel recommendations?

I like low stakes questing novel. It definitely can't have too much of an overarching plot I only do one session every few weeks because well. Starfleet academy.

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"Starfleet Ensigns the lowest rung on the ladder."

-some stupid person I overheard

Cadets 👀

Enlisted personnel 👀

Civilian contractors 👀

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Did anyone ever pour a changeling theough a chemical analyser? Asking for a friend

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If you haven’t seen my “what would you be doing as an ensign” poll about mishaps, here!

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Starfleet: We don't know what happens as after Warp ten and at this point, we're too afraid to ask.

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I didn't wanna derail the other post but I still wanna spread some love for my favourite subject...

Reblog if you've ever felt genuine joy or excitement from doing and/or thinking about math

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Pros about being in starfleet: space exploration, new experiences, science

Cons: having to write reports about everything

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Whatever you do, don't get a tribble.

We had a tribble infestation at the academy recently... It Did Not Go Well

I’ve been doing more research into past bridge crew’s personal lives to see if I can employ any tactics to ensure my success in Starfleet recently, and me and Rutherford were talking about how a lot of famous officer had pets. I mean, Commander Data had a cat, and it was a great way for him to learn to socialize. Maybe pets help exemplify your responsibility to the higher ups? I’ll have to ask about possibly getting one of my own. My family had dogs back on Earth when I was a kid, so I have a little experience.

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Dude. Dude. You don't understand. It was roughly EIGHTY YEARS, from the late 2270s to the 2350's.

That wasn't just a long game that was LONG game.

I cannot imagine being in starfleet during the transition of the red and yellow uniforms. Why would they do that?? You’ve been an engineer for eight years and you get called into the quartermaster’s office one day and they hand you a yellow shirt and tell you that you have to change. Literally no thank you. I want to read the transcript from those meetings where they argue about why they should spend time and effort to swap the colors of two departments