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[florvnce]

I received my birthday gift, you scoundrel. I thought we said we'd never use that against me! You're breaking all the rules here, but It's fine. I'm just all the more inspired to find your own Achilles heel. Thank you for the birthday wishes, love. You're a real doll.

Because it's too good to delete. I promise you that I will never use it against you. I'm willing to sign something if needed. Yeah, I may have heard it wasn't all that pleasant on that set but I obviously don't know the details. I do still wonder why he always seems to have a taste for older women. But at least that's over now. Haven't seen the movie yet but heard good things about it. I could always text him but I'll behave. Really? Maybe on the outside but once you've met him, maybe back in your trailer when you were by yourself, you didn't fangirl just a little? Alright, I'll take a look in me archive.

[florvnce]

I envy that. I'm always wanting to change or upgrade something in my home. It's a sickness, I can't just be happy with how everything is at the same time. How does Bob Pugh sound? Gosh no, It's been what? Three days already? I'm still not ready for any of it.

Now you've got me wanting to take on a project. Not that I know what I'd do since T and I are pretty happy with how our house is but I'm sure I can find something. Is that what you're going to change your name to, legally? Cause I think you'd rock the name Bob. He gets to spend time with my mom and she treats him well - so Alf can't be complaining too much. Are you ready for 2024?

[florvnce]

Since I'm still on British time here, I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday, Miss Flo. Something is on its way to your house now. I felt like you needed your own personal one. And it's a bit of an upgrade. Give it a nice spot in the house, will ya? Hope you have the best day today, love. @florvnce

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Is this a hint at a possible new Beyonce album?

Smart girl, i may be in talks with some people but nothing set in stone just yet, may be waiting to drop something first.

[florvnce]

It's not as hard as you may think. Prior to this I had very little knowledge about how to fix things or build furniture, but tutorials come in very handy. They've made me somewhat of an expert. Just call me Bob the Builder. Aw, he knows you'll be back in no time. If they had it their way, we'd never go anywhere. I can't even begin to comprehend how fast time is flying by. It's pretty insane.

You're a braver woman than I am - I don't think I've ever taken on a project like that before. The most I've done myself is paint walls. Thrifting is such a good time - you never know what you're going to find. I could spend hours going around to different places and looking for things. Both for furniture and other things. I always try and find watches in stores, to add to my collection. Ah - yes. This trip. My dog gave me the dirtiest eyes when he saw that the suitcases were packed again. Almost didn't come because of the guilt I was feeling. We're ready to go - lets hope it doesn't get as crazy on New Years - but I think that's the next big celebration. Can't believe it's next week. Insanity.

[florvnce]

Now why would you do that? I thought we were friends, Lou. Imagine the scandal when it came to the whole Olivia situation. I was completely overlooked and forgotten. Totally okay with me by the way. I was only ecstatic to be done with the film with the way things were going for a bit. I only love drama when it's onscreen. I fully intend to keep that between us both. There's no reason why Niall should find any of this out. Screaming is an exaggeration. Let's not forget I'm a professional. I'll take whatever you can give me, Lou.

I may have saved that, just in case. Oh, I did see that. That's worse than that picture. Hmm, that's pretty smart. Yeah, Harry has the tendency to get a lot of attention, which was also the case in the band so most people focused on him. Which wasn't all that bad most of the time. Alright, I won't tell him that. Niall, huh? Don't let him hear you say that because his ego might become too big. Who wasn't into Harry, right? I bet your inner fangirl was screaming when you found that out. He wasn't? As you can see, I'm oblivious when it comes to movies or tv shows. Me knowledge is very little. I will keep it a secret, promise. Let me see what I can find. I'm sure I have some old videos somewhere still. I've lived with the guy for a while when we first started.

[florvnce]

Are we still going with the "accidental" label on that tension? Seemed pretty intentional if you ask me. I'm kidding. I know it happened naturally. No regrets. Hopefully the MCU takes the bait. Would you actually do that? Create the mural? Because I would love that so much.

Now you're only speaking facts here - the bond that we have is never going to be broken. Guess that's what happens when you film together with someone for a while and create sexual tension... accidentally, between characters. My bad. You're renovating? Can I pick a color for a room and paint it? Or like, create a mural on a wall or something? Sounds like fun to me. I can get my painters overalls going on.

[florvnce]

I have to disagree with you there. It's as big a deal as ever. Maybe somewhere not too crowded to begin with. I'm taking that as a subtle hint that it'll happen.

Honey after ten years being Beyoncé isn't that big of a deal, that's a good point i would have to pick a pretty big bar that can handle that, i wouldn't say no to touring again.

[florvnce]

at this point, you're definitely right. i'm just shocked that people still watch it. i haven't seen promo for it in ages. kind of have to wonder what their viewership is if they don't need to promote it to begin with it. lately they've been about home renovations. i've decided to renovate my los angeles home and make it my own little project. it's led me to a lot of tutorial watching.

i'm pretty convinced that show is never-ending. i don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed by that fact. isn't it just a bunch of drama in a mansion? i don't get it. ah, i'm sure your rambles are about something a little more interesting.

[florvnce]

[florvnce]

Yeah, I've kind of made it a project. I'm learning a lot, watching YouTube videos to ensure I do things correctly has been key. It's going good, I'm doing one room at a time. I'm both purchasing new furniture for it and refurbishing old pieces after thrifting it. I'm taking a break right now due to the trip, but I'll keep working on it when I do go home. No, nothing too crazy. Just really good things, I promise. If anyone can pull off having three businesses it'd be you. I fully believe that. How are you feeling now? Really to jump in the ring again?

You're renovating on your own? I don't envy you there. The few times that I've renovated - I've just hired someone to do it for me. How are the renovations going? I had an amazing time - some of it is a little hazy, not going to lie there. I haven't seen fully what was posted on social media since I only jumped on to do a quick post, but hopefully nothing too crazy. I'm really going to need to start another business with everyone telling me this. Try and find time to manage it - touring and three business is smart, right? It went away, thankfully. I just needed more sleep and we were good to go.

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[florvnce]

I'm in the process of having that image scrubbed off the internet for good. At least it's not as bad as Timothee's rapping. That always upstages my past faux pas. During Don't Worry Darling, the attention was all on Harry and Olivia. The key is to surround yourself with cast mates that have more going on than you. Flying under the radar undetected here. Gosh, no. I could never be a Liam girl. Sorry to that man. I was a Niall girl. Regrettably I was also really into Harry. Imagine my dismay when I got cast opposite him in a film.... Some women play checkers, I play chess. I'm kidding of course, he wasn't even the original lead. Gosh, now I sound like a fangirl. See, this is why I'm scrubbing the image off the web. I can not be trusted to discuss it in public. Send me all the dirt. Evidently I will be in dire need of it.

This will stay between us. It's epic. Seems like you actually replaced Harry in that picture. Standing awfully close to Liam though. Was he your favorite? Hmm, I didn't look all that interested there. Seems like that was me trademark or something. Instead of Harry teasing you, I could always see if I can find something you could tease him with. I think I got me answer anyways. Thanks for the support, Miss Flo.

[florvnce]

You best let Tom know he can't compete when it comes to us. Full disrespect, as the kids say, he don't got it like I do. I'm cancelling all plans then. I'm ready for you to fly into LA. Just be prepared for loads of boxes. I'm renovating my home here.

Of course, babe. Who else would be get that title? You're my person, through and through. Oft - don't do that to be in person. That's just going to be a tease. I think he already knows - and if he doesn't then that's on him. Well - we're still in New York for a few more days since it's Jakes birthday coming up but next week it's going to be about me and you, baby.

[florvnce]

big brother as in the show? i didn't realize it was still ongoing. what a massive throwback. i'm on the same boat. i distract easily and zone out without even attempting to. i'm also known for rambling about senseless things. truly, communicating with me can be a task at times. i'm working on it.

sometimes i find myself staring off into oblivion, caught in some epic daydream. daydreams shouldn't be so goddamn captivating if they're supposed to be, y'know, a state of relaxation. better yet, they shouldn't be queued in the middle of an important conversation. have you ever found yourself daydreaming and suddenly snapped out of it from being yelled at? i tell you, my mom will never forgive me. she really thought i was interested in her big brother updates. @hillsfmsstarters

[florvnce]

I'm so upset that I missed it! I've been hiding out in my Los Angeles home with buckets of paint. I've decided to take on the project of renovating my home all on my own. To an extent. I'm not as handy as I'd like to be. I take it you all had a great time? I stalked all your social medias and saw some proof of it. I'm going to hire you to organize my birthday parties from now on. Hopefully your hangover goes away. A bloody mary is always helpful. I'd try that. Just be sure to stay hydrated.

Can I just say how amazing everyone looked last night? Like - wow. Everyone truly came out to celebrate Taylor and that's amazing. I'm impressed with everyone who kept this a secret and we were truly able to surprise her. I hope everyone got to wherever they were staying to safely afterwards - and hopefully, your head isn't too sore. I'm a little worse for wear this morning - but surviving. @hillsfmsstarters

[florvnce]

I don't think anyone could ever complain about having Beyonce singing. The bar would simply be at risk of being packed. I have to ask. Does this mean there's a possible part two to the Renaissance tour?

@hillsfmsstarters

The Renaissance tour has ended what two months ago and i probably had gotten to Jay's nerve by still singing non stop around the house, it's bad out here, i already miss being on stage so if you find me singing at some bar mind your business or join me.