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Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

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theyre in a polycule

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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I need a fan fic on Nicholas D Wolfwood being a book blogger on Twitter in honor of bigolas dickolas please im begging I swear I'll read it all even though I barely even dabble in fan fiction PLEASE I BEG

OPTIONAL BUT REALLY REALLY HIGHLY SUGGESTED: THE COVER SHOULD BE THIS EXACT IMAGE

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I wish there were medieval fantasy written by people who actually found the medieval period interesting

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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forgor his pants. how embarrassing

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the problem i have with the whole "humans and nature as opposed and mutually exclusive forces" style of environmentalism is that it discourages people from a sustainable, mutualistic relationship with the ecosystems around them, because getting resources from an ecosystem is Bad. Therefore it requires you to think that parts of Earth that provide resources are not ecosystems.

this is where you get unbelievably stupid crap like the "half earth" project that proposes "protecting" half of Earth's land mass as nature preserves, never mind how we choose what half or what happens to the other half.

this type of environmentalism literally encourages people to think of their own presence as excluding or cancelling out "Nature."

And so people think of their lawns as Not Ecosystems, as Not Nature, so they cannot think "How do i live in right relationship with my ecosystem, as its caretaker?" This is death to ecological thinking.

The lawn was consciously created by intention and design, with heavy machinery that was manufactured, sold, and operated, it is not spontaneously created by fumes that the human body gives off.

You act upon the land, now time to learn what you are doing, and who you are doing it to.

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If I ever lactate (GOD FORBID, unless I had recently given birth to a woman) I'm going to make it into fertility cheese to counteract the fucking ABORTION CHEESE which will ENCOURAGE the birth of women rather than the destruction of them

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first few frames for my trigun x dandadan animation cuz someone asked

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Cis? Not in the Croakers America. Your new pronouns will be shipped in 3 business days

omg you're so right. I hope that after I get my new pronouns I'll finally be able to ride on the Down with Cis Bus <3

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rawdogging the wizardry competition with my spells from reddit opensourcemagic.org, translated into plain 21st-century English (because learning Latin and Greek for spells is really hard? and it's not like very many spells are from that time period anyways, most were written by post-renaissance europeans anyways and putting them in classical languages has been historically a way to gatekeep the practice of magic to the upper classes and reinforce a eurocentric view of magic) and written into my green Composition notebook, casting with two wands from goodwill hot-glued together (it actually works really well if you wear a glove) and wearing jeans, converse, a t-shirt, and blue hat with stars on it (to make fun of the boomers).

The judges hate me but they can't deny that nobody has yet been prepared for my "Knock that twat on his ass and make him puke his guts out!" or "Diaphragm cramp go!" spells, and nothing has gotten past my "Nope, hell nah!" deflection.

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tiktok hated this one