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Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

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The Fall (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

Costume design by Eiko Ishioka

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

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Im kind of ashamed that ive gone this long in my life as a bonafide bird lover and yet i somehow didnt know these guys are named POWERFUL OWLS

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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

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ahem （*゜ー゜*） was planning on cleaning up these sketches and post then but this way they'll soon go moldy sooo canon and fem vers 👉👈

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cant find a working stream rn killing myself

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"

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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

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Took me about a month but! Here is an animation ig:D

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One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing

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