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really living for this amazon review of an ancom flag

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never enough time in the day to do fuck all

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HE HAS TOP SURGERY SCARS

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I remember when this bitch ruled this place

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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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I've gotta get weirder and more off-putting actually

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Angel

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

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Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

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Two Years Later

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i love playing the board game with kim because hes so against it and complains about the time but the second he sees that you can pop out some pieces from the cardboard hes eyeing it up like

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Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.