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USFT Sensitivity Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: General USFT, orgasm control/denial, overstimulation

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"You're so sensitive here."

"You're trembling, is it that sensitive?"

"I never knew your thighs were this sensitive."

"Were you just never going to tell me that your neck is that sensitive?"

"I'm going to finger you until you're so sensitive you can't take it."

"This is a sensitive spot, okay?"

"I'm going to lick this spot until you're squirming."

"The cold has you so sensitive..."

"I never knew you were so sensitive on your stomach."

"Please, it's too sensitive!"

"I'm going to pass out if you keep teasing me, it's too much!"

"I'm so sensitive from last night, still."

"You were so sensitive, I had you dripping."

"Aw, are you feeling a little too much, pet?"

"I think you can't come until I've played with you a little more. I know you're sensitive, but you can do this."

"I believe in you, baby, you can fight through the sensitivity."

"Look at you! Writhing like this on my fingers. Must be sensitive."

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A selection of memes inspired by various horror movies. The basic premise has been used so everyone can have fun elaborating or coming up with their own ideas for each plot! But if you recognise the movie, you're free to follow the rules of that universe if you wish :)

Our muses are being hunted by an ancient creature while travelling country roads. But they don't know which one of them it wants.

Our muses break down during a road trip and find themselves taking shelter in a strange little village off the beaten track. There are dark secrets hidden here.

Our muses have been trapped in a room together. They've been told that only one of them can leave alive and they must choose who will die.

Our muses have been dumped in the wilderness and are being hunted by extraterrestrials for sport.

One of our muses is a mysterious entity thought to be an urban legend. The other is researching them. They inevitably cross paths.

Our muses are in a desert town, threatened by massive creatures that travel underground and hunt by vibrations.

Our muses were enjoying a cruise until the ship is attacked by some kind of monster. Water is slowly taking hold, but with danger inside and out, there's nowhere to go.

One muse has been kidnapped by a cult, held for ransom on a remote island. The other must infiltrate the island and rescue them.

Our muses come face to face with mysterious doppelgangers that want them dead.

One muse has become trapped in a spirit realm. The other must travel there to bring them back before their physical body is possessed by a demon.

Our muses are trying to survive in a world overrun by violent creatures that hunt by sound.

Our muses are trapped on the last train home, broken down in the middle of nowhere. And something is stalking around outside trying to get in.

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mememeforrp​:

Send “I’ve got you” to help my muse wash off blood from their body

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My muse just asked yours if they're okay. How does your muse respond? A mixture of first meetings and pre established relationship prompts!

"Apparently I've been stood up".

"I'm fine, don't worry about me."

"Don't need your help, thanks."

"Actually, I'm lost."

"Nothing broken, I'll live."

"I think I hit my head."

"I'm just waiting for a friend."

"I thought this place would be open by now."

"Could you help me up?"

"I've been robbed!"

"You might want to call an ambulance."

"There's just so much to do..."

"I'm alright, just a little stressed."

"No, actually, could you give me a hand?"

"Everything is awful."

"Nothing to worry about, I have everything under control!"

"Do I bloody look okay!?"

"Are any of us truly okay?"

"That depends whether you're gonna stay and have a drink with me."

"Mind your own business."

"You didn't see that."

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Everyday Muse Questions!

A selection of random questions in order to learn more about your muses day to day habits, likes and dislikes!

What's their McDonalds order?

Boxers or briefs?

Fancy lingerie or comfy underwear?

Can they drive? If not, why not?

Do they run to the door when the food arrives or wait for the delivery guy to knock?

Can they cook? Do they enjoy it?

Do they keep a tidy home / workspace?

What's their go to outfit each day?

Which movies do they like?

Are they on social media?

Do they check the weather forecast before leaving the house or chance it?

What's their most hated chore around the house?

What's their go to breakfast choice?

Long shower or short?

Can they keep houseplants alive?

Dogs or cats?

Do they believe in ghosts?

What time do they normally go to bed?

Are they good at replying to messages?

Morning person or night owl?

Do they like splashing their cash or are they more reserved?

Homebody or social butterfly?

Do they take their shoes off at the door?

Are they much of a drinker?

Do they smoke?

Do they have a higher education?

Dating apps or meeting people the old fashioned way?

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NOW a warning?

This is life’s ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay.

I am the one who understands. I am the one who knows your secret.

I’ll have to watch everyone around me die.

I don’t think this is right. This isn’t a dream. This is a nightmare!

SEMPRE VIVE! LIVE FOREVER!

Then what?

I don’t want to live forever. I mean, it sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?

Make some room for my friend, for Christ’s sake. But… keep your ass handy.

He won’t get far. Not at his age.

We are creatures of the spring, you and I.

For you… I’d like to give a present…the gift of life and youth, forever.

But you must make me a promise. The secret that we share must never become public.

A touch of magic in a world obsessed with science.

So warm, so full of life.

Well, it is the natural law.

Oh, screw the natural law!

The sordid topic of coin, I’m afraid, is not so simple. The cost, you see, it’s different for everyone.

Take care of yourself. You and your body are going to be together a long time, be good to it.

I’m glad to see you are awake, (muse name).

Could you just not breathe?

You’re a fraud, (muse name)! You’re a walking lie and I can see right…THROUGH YOU!

Oh, for Christ’s sake, at least lie quickly!

Oh, gosh, I’m glad you came. I didn’t know if you would.

I spoke to my PR woman and she said (muse name) goes to the opening of an envelope. Oh, those people can be so cruel!

I fired her.

Well, I almost fired her.

You’re dressed. Special occasion?

I… fell down the stairs.

You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!

You may have always won, but you never played fair!

Who cares how I played? I won!

(muse name)! You pushed me down the stairs.

Who’s the little piece of meat?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…

Tell me, doctor. Do you think I’m starting to need you?

Drink it!

You have to!

Has that ever worked? When you ask me where I last saw something?

Do you remember where you parked the car?

Kind of find it hard to believe that he actually got up early and made his side of the bed.

So, where’d he sleep?

I just want you to know one thing (muse name). You brought this on yourself!

What have you done!

What have I done? Defended myself that’s what! You plotter. Co-Conspirator!

My God (muse name), that was horrible! It was brutal, it was stupid!

The police (muse name)! The police!

Oh what are they gonna do? Put me in the gas chamber? Big deal.

What about life in prison? Do you know what that means to a person in your condition?

Oh, you’re so negative. Can’t you for once just let me enjoy the moment?

What about the neighbors? You don’t think they heard that gunshot?

I am completely rational, (muse name). We’re going to bury her.

Pretty strong words for a murderer on the run. Which is let’s face it, exactly what you are (muse name).

Ain’t nobody can play dead like me.

I’ll get the shovels, dear.

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plays OW for the first time in a few years cause of the classic event

get sick the day afterwards

i think my body's trying to tell me something gamers

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Megamind  {Sentence Starters}

“PRESENTATION!“

“Death ray readying!“

“He had you going, didn’t he?“

“Uh, why isn’t she screaming?“

“Justice is a non-corrosive metal!“

“Would it kill you to wash the bag?“

“Well… it mostly involves not dying!”

“So, that’s it? You’re just giving up?“

“That doesn’t even make any sense!“

“Well, I don’t need you to look after me!“

“Being bad is the one thing I’m good at!“

“Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?“

“My sole purpose in life is to look after you!“

“You can’t trap justice! It’s an idea, a BELIEF!“

“This is the real world, and you need to wake up!“

“We’ve had a lot of adventures together, you and I.”

“I can’t see… it’s cold and dark, and warm and light.”

“Girls, girls, you’re both pretty! Can I go home now?“

“Please don’t do this. I know there’s still good in you.”

“Sorry, sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback.“

“There had better be an amazing explanation for this!“

“But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!“

“You see the good in everyone, even when it’s not there.”

“Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!“

“What are you… what are you saying? You don’t need me?“

“You can scream all you wish! I’m afraid no one can hear you!”

“Predictable? PREDICTABLE? Oh, you call THIS predictable?“

“There’s a benefit to losing: you get to learn from your mistakes.“

“I don’t believe this! Do you really think I that would ever be with you?“

“Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you!“

“If I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!“

“You’re so pathetic! No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser!“

“I am finally free to get in touch with my true power… weaving lyrical magic!“

“Why are you so evil? Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain?“

“I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.“

“I guess destiny isn’t the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.”

“I’m the villain, you’re the good guy! I do something bad, then you come and get me!“

“I’m the bad guy! I don’t save the day, I don’t fly off into the sunset, and I don’t get the girl!“

“Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right, I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t.“

“Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good.“

“No matter how hard I tried, I was always the odd man out, the last one picked, the screw-up, the black sheep.”

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The Essex Serpent Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from The Essex Serpent (2022). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"If I operate immediately, it's a very simple procedure."

"If I don't operate, you will die."

"What I'd really like is to go on a very long walk. Would you come with me?"

"How does it feel to cut into a living body?"

"I've brought you something. It's a slice of human heart."

"Shall I sing for you?"

"Will your servant still be up to look after you?"

"I have to be honest with you; last time I tried this, I failed."

"What brought you to London?"

"Do you believe there's something out there?"

"A man's conversations with God are no one's business but his own, but we should confide in each other. It can help."

"I can't apologise when I don't think I did anything wrong!"

"I don't think you have the right to be this angry with me."

"I owe you an apology. I was rude when we met, and I'm sorry."

"They say you're a genius. Are you?"

"You've made a brave show of things, but you are very ill."

"I want to put you in a little glass jar and then label your parts in Latin."

"I'm beginning to think that I don't understand women at all."

"I've misread a lot of things recently, but I think we understand each other."

"I can't think clearly when I'm around you. I lose my bearings."

"You need to decide what you want. Stop dwelling on what you can't have."

"I'm not really one for jewellery, but thank you."

"I'm tired of being so coy and so polite."

"I love you. I've loved you from the moment I saw you."

"Do you have any idea how painful it is to love you?"

"Love is not finite. It's not confined to marriage. There are so many ways to love."

"I have no intention of dying. I have far too much to do."

"People fear what they don't understand."

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Lana Del Rey — Honeymoon Album  {Sentence Starters}

“I’ll let you be bad.”

“God knows I begged.”

“Your halo’s full of fire.”

“Say you want me, too.”

“And God knows I tried.”

“Be a freak like me, too.”

“Everything is fine, now.”

“For you, there’s only love.”

“A little party never hurt no one.”

“I’ve got nothing much to live for.”

“I got you where I want you, now.”

“It’s not easy for me to talk about.”

“But, I lost myself when I lost you.”

“Loving me is all you need to feel.”

“Life makes sense when I’m with you.”

“Not through love, but through revenge.”

“All I want to do is get high by the beach.”

“Loving you is hard, being here is harder.”

“And I’ve been waiting for you all this time.”

“No holds barred, I’ve been sent to destroy.”

“The truth is, I never bought into your bullshit.”

“Now you’re just another one of my problems.”

“Summer’s hot, but I’ve been cold without you.”

“You’re not mean… you’re just born to be seen.”

“Leave it all behind, let the ocean wash it away.”

“I’ll never dare change thee to what you are not.”

“It’s not one of those ‘phases’ I’m going through.”

“You got your moment, now, you got your legacy.”

“Why work so hard when you could just be free?“

“When I’m down on my knees, you’re how I pray.”

“Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.”

“I adore you… can’t you see you’re meant for me?“

“We both know that it’s not fashionable to love me.”

“It’s so surreal… I can’t survive if this is all that’s real.”

“And you’ve been gone so long, you missed everything.”

“Don’t you know… no one alive can always be an angel?“

“And half as many ways for you to lie to me, my little love.”

“It’s what you gathered from our talk, but you were wrong.”

“We both know the history of violence that surrounds you.”

“But, you are who you are. I won’t change you for anything.”

“I feel free when I see no one, and nobody knows my name.”

“Carry me home… don’t wanna talk about the things to come.”

“But you don’t go ‘cause, truly, there’s nobody for you but me.”

“But, I’m not scared. There’s nothing to lose now that I’ve found you.”

“If you lie down with dogs, then you’ll get fleas. Be careful of the company you keep.”

“There’s only 24 hours in a day… and half of those, you lay awake with thoughts of murder and carnage.”

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"I assume you won't be going ahead with the party now nobody's coming."

"It might be overall less stressful if we didn't invite some racists and a postman to our house."

"I mean, we're good parents, aren't we?"

"I, for one, am very happy with the sexual freedom that we both have."

"We don't want to be too happy. We're not mad."

"He's been quite peculiar since the divorce."

"You should try making a real coffee."

"Funny coincidence, us bumping into each other here, don't you think?"

"This room is a disgrace."

"Oh no, don't worry! He's probably just upset about your divorce."

"You don't! Shoot! Family! Everyone knows that!"

"Why haven't you had your exorcism yet then, freak?"

"We need to have fun, it bleeds into the psyche."

"At the rate he's going he's going to turn out a murderer."

"You be careful, you don't want to lose me to him."

"No, she's too weird. That's why she'll die a lonely spinster covered in moss."

"Why's he coming?"

"Fucking moron!"

"Don't think you're coming. You're banned."

"Well you look dead mate."

"She's a psychopath!"

"(muse name), your ass looks outstanding."

"You know I can't control myself around you, (muse name). The sexual tension is just unbearable."

"I don't know about everybody else but I'm in the mood for a bloody boogie."

"I wore this to her funeral."

"Come back here you horrid witch!"

"Then we realised that we hated eachother. And he was sleeping with my dentist."

"As a medical professional, I just find you fascinating."

"You don't seem to be showing this lady much respect, sir."

"Maybe you should think twice before talking like that."

"I think my mother's about to die."

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"Oh, I love you baby, so much!"

"I'm gonna get you guys some cake."

"Uh, I'll get some wine."

"It is official, right?"

"This lock is a bit tricky."

"Why would someone just leave this here?"

"We'll make it happy."

"Are you stressed about tomorrow?"

"Are you looking for a reason to de-stress?"

"We even have seances on occasion. I'll invite you."

"You know he killed someone? Over a game of tennis?"

"People get away with all kinds of horrible things."

"Wanna go to the pond?"

"Believe me, it looks very tempting."

"You know what they say about temptation. Easiest way to kill it's just to give in."

"I hear you've developed a cult like following already in our department."

"I thought I'd invite you and your wife over and see what all the fuss is about."

"That smell. It's...getting stronger."

"Please stop with the ghost stuff."

"You're a presumptuous fucker, aren't you?"

"Something's wrong. I can hear it in your voice."

"I...I'm starting...to see things."

"Yeah, he actually bloodied me up pretty good."

"You think because I fuck you I'm fooled by you?"

"That's a nasty thing to say."

"God, we are two smart people. We should've known better."

"We're all so inconsequential."

"I've heard wonderful things about you."

"We're not alone, are we?"

"Please tell me again why I'm carrying a bundt cake."

"Uh, more wine?"

"It's not the time. I don't want to ruin your party."

"God, I'm such a fool!"

"It's not our way to get involved with people's personal business."

"Tell me something about you I don't know."

"People really don't want the truth, and they certainly don't want to be set free."

"She's reaching out to me and I- I need to know why."

"So much death in my house."

"Evil only thrives in the house where it is welcome."

"Goodness always triumphs. Always. If not in this world, then in the next."

"I'm afraid this home has another spirit."

"I was told that you had moved away for good."

"If I had someone as good as you, I'd kiss the fucking ground she walked on."

"Are you officially stalking me now?"

"I know you were involved. I know it in my bones."

"Those who commune with evil will never win."

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A selection of date scenarios that can be romantic or platonic, first date or regular date night!

Send 🌺 for our muses to go on a botanical gardens date.

Send 🍓 for our muses to go on a picnic date.

Send 🐠 for our muses to go on an aquarium date.

Send 🦁 for our muses to go on a zoo date.

Send ☕️ for our muses to go on a coffee date.

Send 🍷 for our muses to go on a dinner date.

Send 🍿 for our muses to go on a cinema date.

Send 🐈 for our muses to go on a cat café date.

Send ⛸️ for our muses to go on an ice skating date.

Send 🎢 for our muses to go on a theme park date.

Send 🎄 for our muses to go on a Christmas market date.

Send 🎭 for our muses to go on a theatre date.

Send 🎵 for our muses to go on a concert date.

Send 🎃 for our muses to go on a pumpkin picking date.

Send 🏖️ for our muses to go on a beach date.

Send 🎇 for our muses to go on a New Years date.

Send 💆‍♀️for our muses to go on a spa date.

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"Well done. I'm cursed. You're cursed. We are both cursed."

"I think I've fucked the clutch. And the accelerator."

"I can't just leave you here, can I?"

"Your nose is bleeding."

"That's why she was up there, 'cause she was mad as a hoop."

"Just to give you some warning, the prognosis is looking pretty poor."

"So, is she going to die soon?"

"Have I got time to get a coffee?"

"We should have a family meeting."

"Please don't start doing the thing where you just say my name over and over again in slightly different ways, because it doesn't help."

"Just flop your tit in his mouth and be done with it."

"Why would you hide it in the bathroom cupboard?"

"I suppose what I'm saying is, I don't want to talk about it."

"People die all the time don't they? So..."

"(muse name), you grieving fox."

"She's not dead yet, as I keep saying."

"Well, there's no point standing around moping, is there?"

"This is a hospital, not a hotel."

"You see, that's the thing about grief. It's an incredibly sexual emotion."

"I've been saving money for emergencies since I was three."

"I was crying loads earlier. Just an emotional guy I guess."

"How would you feel about being my date to the funeral?"

"Yeah. No, I can see that it's...pretty incriminating."

"Before I tell you, I need you to promise to be calm."

"How are you managing to make this about me? I'm not the one in the fucking picture, am I?"

"I have a feeling you're not going to like what I'm about to say."

"Oh this is awful. I feel sick."

"Anyway, I've brought you some more cheese on toast."

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Tired Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses that desperately need a break. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How long have you been up?"

"I know I couldn't sleep last night. Could you?"

"You're wearing yourself out!"

"Hey, I've been reading on the internet about this thing called 'sleep'. It's supposed to be real good for you!"

"Go home, get some rest, but sleep by your phone."

"You've been running flat out for days! You need to go home and get some sleep!"

"My diagnosis is exhaustion, brought on from overwork and guilt."

"Why don't you sleep on it and make the decision in the morning?"

"Relax. You can't see everything coming."

"Sleep is overrated."

"I feel like I could sleep for a week."

"You've hardly eaten or slept for weeks! If you don't let up, you're going to collapse!"

"Hey, I made some coffee for you. It's insomniac strength."

"Okay, fine. I am too tired to argue with you."

"I just want my mind to quit so I can finally fall asleep."

"Apologies for dragging you from your bed, but this is a matter of some urgency."

"Are you going to ask me another question, or can I go back to bed?"

"Don't you ever sleep?"

"Despite what you might think, the world's not going to end just because you disappear for the night."

"Are you sure you're not going to catch another cold?"

"This is the fourth night in a world that you haven't slept. Is something wrong?"

"Sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis."

"Did you sleep here?"

"There's nothing worse than bad coffee."

"Sleep is a luxury - a self-indulgence we have no time for."

"I just feel I need something to occupy my mind."

"Are you awake?"

"Aren't you always saying I should work less?"

"I think I've lost the ability to sleep."

"Are you working while we're in bed together?"

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My muse is dozing off. Send me  “CARRY”  for my muse’s reaction to yours picking them up and carrying them to bed. 

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PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE *  inspired by this post. these don't have to be romantic - you can specify romantic or not when you send them. in essence, these are simply intimate, affectionate moments to share with someone you love and care about. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ lean ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder

[ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together

[ brush ] sender brushes receiver's hair

[ tie ] sender helps receiver with their tie, either by putting it on or adjusting it

[ necklace ] sender helps receiver with the clasp of their necklace from behind

[ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing

[ unzip ] sender assists receiver with unzipping a piece of clothing

[ shoelaces ] sender bends down to tie receiver's shoelaces

[ swipe ] sender notices a smudge of something on receiver's face and gently wipes it off

[ braid ] sender braids receiver's hair

[ jacket ] sender takes their jacket off and hangs it on receiver's shoulders

[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle

[ drinks ] sender brings receiver a drink from a bar/their kitchen

[ feed ] sender feeds receiver's pet/s for them

[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together

[ feed ] sender allows receiver to try a bite of their dish, holding their fork out for receiver to taste

[ teach ] sender, an expert at something, takes time to teach receiver how it works and how they can get better at it, too

[ readjust ] sender comes up behind receiver and readjusts their stance (maybe holding a gun, holding a golf club, aiming for something, etc.) to help them

[ makeup ] sender fixes receiver's makeup for them

[ bathroom ] sender and receiver go to a public restroom together and have a normal conversation in between the stalls

[ aloud ] sender reads aloud to receiver

[ refill ] sender refills receiver's glass without asking

[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about

[ silence ] sender and receiver comfortably exist in silence together, both of them working or reading or focusing on something different

[ food ] sender brings food over to receiver's house

[ hum ] sender hums along to a song receiver is singing

[ see ] sender sees something that reminds them of receiver and texts them a picture of it

[ admire ] sender stares at receiver across a room, silently admiring and appreciating them from afar

[ win ] sender lets receiver beat them in a game

[ puzzle ] sender helps receiver solve/put together a puzzle

[ carry ] after receiver falls asleep in an inconvenient place, sender carries them to a bed and tucks them in

[ kneel ] sender finds receiver sick in the bathroom ("tossing their cookies"), and kneels beside them, holding their hair back and cleaning their face

[ clean ] sender helps bathe receiver

[ wash ] sender helps receiver wash their hair

[ patch ] sender carefully patches one of receiver's wounds