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Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

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pure love

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Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

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HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

Spain - 38.72%

Finland - 30.31%

Ireland - 24.86%

Netherlands - 24.15%

Germany - 23.54%

Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

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incredibly fucked up that Nintendo charges you extra to use your switch for online play and we just let them do that. i don't even see people complain about it. that's worse that microtransactions to me. what the hell is Nintendo online ill kill you

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Storytime

This has become a meme in my household

My sister has been saying it in the guard voice to my mom while they worked for a week or two. They're cleaners. At one of the houses, one of the client's kids stood in my mother's way. My mom, who has never played Skyrim, instinctively asks "NEED SOMETHING?"

Now my 11yo brother occasionally says, "Need something?"

Skyrim brainrot

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Giant Octopus Plush and Crochet Pattern // Adopte Ton Poulpe

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when the two mutuals ive arbitrarily decided are in charge of whats cool or not like a post within seconds

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meruem/komugi is THE autistic gamer romance argue with the wall

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Does anyone happen to have My injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month on hand

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citadel: explodes

every citizen: woooo yea

scientist on the TV: we all need to fuck. now

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Oh shit oh fuck old killugons