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easy mistake

so, what were the dinosaurs like?

Based on your age, what was the great depression like?

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Excusse you. Im 41, not from 41!!

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in his defense most of us are gay

Papa: when are you going to give me grandkids?

Me: Did—did you just skip my five and half older siblings to ask me this question??

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real!

Why can Batman sleep with whoever he want but if I kiss my girlfriend of 4 years on patrol it's a tragedy

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literally don't even worry about it, i've been commandeering the jet since i was twelve

If Papa asks, the private plane has been missing since winter. Neither Tim nor I had absolutely anything to do with its disappearance and we most certainly DID NOT fly it unsupervised

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the patriarchy dude

Why can Batman sleep with whoever he want but if I kiss my girlfriend of 4 years on patrol it's a tragedy

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I’ve made the horrifying discovery that I’m becoming like dad.

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god forbid a woman has hobbies 🙄🙄🙄

Shoutout to whoever in this god forsaken house screamed, “Don’t question me when i tell you i prefer the mint toothpaste because i have a pain kink just get it for me!” I know that for a half-kryptonian I’m basically deaf but i can stIll hear you when you SCREAM IT!!!!

@florence-wayne-official @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @helenawayne-thechesirecat

It was 12am seriously

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amazing i’m in lemme get my sewing kit

@florence-wayne-official Would you be interested in helping me with a project for charity?

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depends on the project

@florence-wayne-official Would you be interested in helping me with a project for charity?

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…i’ll get the cameras set up

god i’m bored out of my MIND

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she’s like 12 or smth

Wait, Mel, how old are you? I'm trying to figure out if I'm the second or third youngest.

how old do you think I am?

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god i’m bored out of my MIND

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ugh fine. you owe me big time for this

I BETTER BE

Can you tell Jason that I broke his guns? Okay thnx byeeeeeee. You're my favourite.

why do you do this to me

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Can you tell Jason that I broke his guns? Okay thnx byeeeeeee. You're my favourite.

why do you do this to me

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listen i may not have been a robin but FUCK that clown and if given the chance i will nuke him instantly and with no hesitation

I don’t agree with the Joker in principle but I don’t have personal beef with him because I’m not a Robin and never will be

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they made me WEIRD

Got to love Gotham. The citizens made a dating simulator for the Batfam and one for the Waynes

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loving and supporting that blessing babe but that is also ra’s specialty so maybe take at least one or two explosives to really kill the old fuck

also tell dick to check his phone bc i’m abt to send him a text that i don’t think you should see

I'm going to fight Ra's