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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
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people laugh at me for always asking a baby's permission before picking them up but let me tell you when my nephew was seven months old I picked him up off the floor without checking first and he was absolutely outraged and reproached me with terrible wails. just because a person is very small doesn't mean it's not scary and upsetting to be scooped up out of nowhere by a much larger person. quite the contrary. obviously if a baby is in danger or the situation is otherwise pressing you can temporarily suspend the rules of polite behavior and just grab them up, much like you are allowed to violently shove a grownup if a speeding car is bearing down on them. but that doesn't mean you just go around shoving people as a matter of routine. show some consideration to our latest arrivals on this horrible planet. they are better at communicating than you think
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Jaime Pitarch. Subject, Object, Adject, 2006.
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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
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We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart
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I haven't really spoken to my neighbors once since I moved in here most of a year ago. Is this normal, I wonder? Or am I some kind of antisocial freak?
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which of my household appliances am i most closely related to
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Veilguard is about fighting your personal demons
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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
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Hey! After I do what you tell me, you just ignore me? Thank you very much, Jinshi-sama, for swimming all the way to the opposite shore in your heavy outfit.
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takemi tuesday even tho it is wednesday cuz it's my account
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if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport
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